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The Funniest Team Names for Dentists

Updated May 31, 2018 1.5k votes 653 voters 73.1k views22 items

So, you're a dentist. I bet you know lots of good dental jokes.  Dentistry's really cool. I don't know how you do it. I would never be able to bring myself to have my hands all in other peoples mouths all day every day - it's just not for me. But it IS for you, and that's terrific because the world needs dentists.

But hey, just because you're a dentist that doesn't mean that you're a complete bore all of the time, even though you probably are that lady or gentleman in the neighborhood that gives out toothpaste on Halloween. Side note, stop doing that. Let the kids have ONE night. Also, you're costing yourself money by preventing cavities. It's bad for business.

Anyway, You're a dentist but you like to have fun. Maybe your office kickball team needs a wacky name. Maybe you sponsored a softball team. Maybe your local TV commercial needs a zany catchphrase to let people know that you'll clean their teeth but you've also got a sense of humor and understand puns. Well, that's why this list exists.

This is a list of some funny names for groups of dentists of any sort. Vote for your favorites now! Rank away! 
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  • 1
    Struck By Whitening
    145
    68

    Struck By Whitening

  • 2
    You Can't Handle The Tooth!
    75
    37

    You Can't Handle The Tooth!

  • 3
    Caps And Crowns
    65
    53

    Caps And Crowns

  • 4
    Get Tootha Choppa!
    46
    33

    Get Tootha Choppa!

  • 5
    Invisalignbackers
    40
    32

    Invisalignbackers

  • 6
    The Whole Tooth And Nothing But The Tooth
    55
    52

    The Whole Tooth And Nothing But The Tooth

  • 7
    Flossy Lady
    48
    43

    Flossy Lady

  • 8
    Bi-Molar
    31
    23

    Bi-Molar

  • 9
    Pearls Of Wisdom
    25
    28

    Pearls Of Wisdom

  • 10
    We Know You Don't Floss
    31
    36

    We Know You Don't Floss

  • 11
    The Venice Root Canals
    22
    26

    The Venice Root Canals

  • 12
    We'll Do Our Crest!
    17
    21

    We'll Do Our Crest!

  • 13
    Tartar Sauce
    16
    22

    Tartar Sauce

  • 14
    John Wilkes Tooth
    21
    31

    John Wilkes Tooth

  • 15
    The Saliva Suckers
    22
    34

    The Saliva Suckers

  • 16
    I Volunteeth As Tribtooth!
    15
    28

    I Volunteeth As Tribtooth!

  • 17
    The Lumiveneers
    13
    26

    The Lumiveneers

  • 18
    6
    15

    The Three Dentists - Dewey, Clean'em & Howe

  • 19
    Bend Over And Floss
    13
    26

    Bend Over And Floss

  • 20
    Sega Hygenisis
    9
    22

    Sega Hygenisis

  • 21
    High Gloss Floss
    7
    20

    High Gloss Floss

  • 22
    Rinse And Spit
    18
    40

    Rinse And Spit