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The Funniest Team Names for Dentists

So, you're a dentist. I bet you know lots of good dental jokes.  Dentistry's really cool. I don't know how you do it. I would never be able to bring myself to have my hands all in other peoples mouths all day every day - it's just not for me. But it IS for you, and that's terrific because the world needs dentists.

But hey, just because you're a dentist that doesn't mean that you're a complete bore all of the time, even though you probably are that lady or gentleman in the neighborhood that gives out toothpaste on Halloween. Side note, stop doing that. Let the kids have ONE night. Also, you're costing yourself money by preventing cavities. It's bad for business.

Anyway, You're a dentist but you like to have fun. Maybe your office kickball team needs a wacky name. Maybe you sponsored a softball team. Maybe your local TV commercial needs a zany catchphrase to let people know that you'll clean their teeth but you've also got a sense of humor and understand puns. Well, that's why this list exists.

This is a list of some funny names for groups of dentists of any sort. Vote for your favorites now! Rank away! 
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  • Struck By Whitening
    1

    Struck By Whitening

  • You Can't Handle The Tooth!
    2

    You Can't Handle The Tooth!

  • Bi-Molar
    3

    Bi-Molar

  • Caps And Crowns
    4

    Caps And Crowns

  • Get Tootha Choppa!
    5

    Get Tootha Choppa!

  • Invisalignbackers
    6

    Invisalignbackers

  • The Whole Tooth And Nothing But The Tooth
    7

    The Whole Tooth And Nothing But The Tooth

  • Flossy Lady
    8

    Flossy Lady

  • The Venice Root Canals
    9

    The Venice Root Canals

  • We'll Do Our Crest!
    10

    We'll Do Our Crest!

  • John Wilkes Tooth
    11

    John Wilkes Tooth

  • Pearls Of Wisdom
    12

    Pearls Of Wisdom

  • We Know You Don't Floss
    13

    We Know You Don't Floss

  • Tartar Sauce
    14

    Tartar Sauce

  • I Volunteeth As Tribtooth!
    15

    I Volunteeth As Tribtooth!

  • Rinse And Spit
    16

    Rinse And Spit

  • The Saliva Suckers
    17

    The Saliva Suckers

  • 18

    The Three Dentists - Dewey, Clean'em & Howe

  • Bend Over And Floss
    19

    Bend Over And Floss

  • Sega Hygenisis
    20

    Sega Hygenisis

  • The Lumiveneers
    21

    The Lumiveneers

  • High Gloss Floss
    22

    High Gloss Floss