Humor The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever  

Danielle Dauenhauer
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Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Make sure to check out our sports trivia and trivia on the Founding Fathers to get a leg up on your competition. Crafting a quiz team name that's equal parts offensive, hilarious, and topical is an art form and there are some teams that are awful at it; these are not those teams. Funny team names won't help you win (having these celebrities on your team might), but they'll definitely give you some points with the crowd.

From go-to trivia team names like "Better Late Than Pregnant" and "My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't" to trivia themed team names like "Trivia Newton John" and "Quizteama Aguilera", there is no shortage of great pub quiz group names out there and this is but a small sampling of the best team names for trivia ever. Clever, awesome, dirty - this list has it all! 

What are the best trivia team names? If you can't come up with a name for your trivia team, these options will not steer you wrong. Keep in mind that some of the team names will always work and some are funny because they're topical, but all these quiz team names will keep you in the funny even if your team doesn't make it to the money. Good team names are important for the morale of the team too!

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2,177 1,439
Better Late Than Pregnant

2
2,091 1,380
MikeFerguson added Stephen Hawking's School of Dance

3
2,072 1,368
I Thought This Was Speed Dating

4
1,896 1,247
Tequila Mockingbird

5
1,316 841
Jesse Howes added You're a Quizard, Harry

6
1,953 1,288
My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem

7
1,349 891
Camouflage Condoms: She Never Saw Us Coming

8
1,263 852
In Dog Beers, We've Only Had One

9
1,392 947
Quiz in My Pants

10
1,219 820
Quizlamic Extremists

11
1,008 665
Les Quizerables

12
792 507
Snotty83b added Titanic Swim Team

13
836 540
Jessop87 added The Quizzard of Oz

14
1,146 769
We're Not Gay, but $20 Is $20

Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

15
1,070 715
E=MC Hammer

16
631 393
CharlotteGilbert added Periodic Table Dancers

17
924 615
We Couldn't Think of Anything So We Just Drew a P*nis

18
890 601
My Trivia Partner Doesn't Know This Is a Date

19
654 422
Jessop87 added Let's Get Quizzical

20
714 469
DanReilly added It's Only Cannibalism If You Swallow

21
1,168 823
Our Couch Pulls Out, But We Don't

The Greatest Shower Thoughts Ever Thought

22
392 230
MarkSabin added The Three Must Get Beers

23
964 683
laszlar added Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club

24
412 251
jpmccord added Drink Apple Juice. OJ Will Kill You!

25
807 567
Nine Inch Males

26
711 498
60% of the Time We Win Everytime!

27
534 364
Rehab Is for Quitters

28
646 455
Quimothy added Quizlamic State

The Dumbest Movie Sequel Titles

29
561 406
DanReilly added We Like to Come from Behind

30
468 329
Halal, Is It Meat Your Looking For?

31
493 354
jenna41083 added We're Not Ashamed of What We Did for a Klondike Bar

32
633 479
Trivia Newton John

33
691 529
The Group of Girls Across the Bar Are Cheating B*tches

34
959 773
I Wish This Microphone Was a Giant Horse C*ck

35
557 423
Multiple Scorgasms

49 Brilliant Solutions to Annoying Problems

36
484 362
Lesbian Barbie Comes in Her Own Box

37
508 385
Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver

38
431 318
Spooning Leads to Forking

39
350 255
Beer Makes Smart

40
465 360
laszlar added Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club

41
167 92
Alan Michael added Stevie Wonder's Driving School

42
300 214
Agatha Quiztie

The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams

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528 423
Endless Love: the Stevie Wonder/Hellen Keller Tennis Match

44
366 278
Are You Smarter Than a Third Grader? Because We Brought One

45
430 338
Condoms and Rattlesnakes: Two Things I Don't F*ck With

46
372 285
A Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good

47
350 265
Colors That End in Urple

48
374 288
I Read About the Evils of Drinking, So I Gave Up Reading

49
553 456
Cunning Linguists

50
368 286
Mrs. Claus's Yoga Pants Give Her Mistletoe