Humor The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever  

Danielle Dauenhauer
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Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Make sure to check out our sports trivia and trivia on the Founding Fathers to get a leg up on your competition. Crafting a quiz team name that's equal parts offensive, hilarious, and topical is an art form and there are some teams that are awful at it; these are not those teams. Funny team names won't help you win (having these celebrities on your team might), but they'll definitely give you some points with the crowd.

From go-to trivia team names like "Better Late Than Pregnant" and "My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't" to trivia themed team names like "Trivia Newton John" and "Quizteama Aguilera", there is no shortage of great pub quiz group names out there and this is but a small sampling of the best team names for trivia ever. Clever, awesome, dirty - this list has it all! 

What are the best trivia team names? If you can't come up with a name for your trivia team, these options will not steer you wrong. Keep in mind that some of the team names will always work and some are funny because they're topical, but all these quiz team names will keep you in the funny even if your team doesn't make it to the money. Good team names are important for the morale of the team too!

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1
1,732 1,104
MikeFerguson added Stephen Hawking's School of Dance

2
946 567
Jesse Howes added You're a Quizard, Harry

3
1,866 1,215
Better Late Than Pregnant

4
1,684 1,100
Tequila Mockingbird

5
1,702 1,116
My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem

6
1,818 1,206
I Thought This Was Speed Dating

7
1,156 748
In Dog Beers, We've Only Had One

8
1,138 746
Camouflage Condoms: She Never Saw Us Coming

9
606 361
Snotty83b added Titanic Swim Team

10
1,217 808
Quiz in My Pants

11
888 569
Les Quizerables

12
1,081 710
Quizlamic Extremists

13
740 468
Jessop87 added The Quizzard of Oz

14
984 661
We're Not Gay, but $20 Is $20

Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

15
831 547
We Couldn't Think of Anything So We Just Drew a P*nis

16
541 330
CharlotteGilbert added Periodic Table Dancers

17
956 647
E=MC Hammer

18
570 361
Jessop87 added Let's Get Quizzical

19
805 541
My Trivia Partner Doesn't Know This Is a Date

20
333 189
jpmccord added Drink Apple Juice. OJ Will Kill You!

21
1,044 747
Our Couch Pulls Out, But We Don't

The Greatest Shower Thoughts Ever Thought

22
600 410
DanReilly added It's Only Cannibalism If You Swallow

23
306 176
MarkSabin added The Three Must Get Beers

24
837 608
laszlar added Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club

25
715 510
Nine Inch Males

26
543 379
Quimothy added Quizlamic State

27
631 466
60% of the Time We Win Everytime!

28
635 470
The Group of Girls Across the Bar Are Cheating B*tches

The Dumbest Movie Sequel Titles

29
451 317
Rehab Is for Quitters

30
394 270
Halal, Is It Meat Your Looking For?

31
494 356
DanReilly added We Like to Come from Behind

32
433 306
jenna41083 added We're Not Ashamed of What We Did for a Klondike Bar

33
570 430
Trivia Newton John

34
872 696
I Wish This Microphone Was a Giant Horse C*ck

35
505 377
Multiple Scorgasms

49 Brilliant Solutions to Annoying Problems

36
380 282
Spooning Leads to Forking

37
456 351
Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver

38
489 383
Endless Love: the Stevie Wonder/Hellen Keller Tennis Match

39
413 317
Lesbian Barbie Comes in Her Own Box

40
326 243
Are You Smarter Than a Third Grader? Because We Brought One

41
304 223
Beer Makes Smart

42
339 257
Mrs. Claus's Yoga Pants Give Her Mistletoe

The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams

43
251 176
Agatha Quiztie

44
336 256
A Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good

45
297 221
You Know Who Else Doesn't Like Trivia? Communists.

46
504 415
Cunning Linguists

47
315 239
Colors That End in Urple

48
288 216
Quizteama Aguilera

49
213 146
SimonDick added Crouching Woman, Hidden Cucumber

50
378 304
Condoms and Rattlesnakes: Two Things I Don't F*ck With