Humor The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever  

Danielle Dauenhauer
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Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Make sure to check out our sports trivia and trivia on the Founding Fathers to get a leg up on your competition. Crafting a quiz team name that's equal parts offensive, hilarious, and topical is an art form and there are some teams that are awful at it; these are not those teams. Funny team names won't help you win (having these celebrities on your team might), but they'll definitely give you some points with the crowd.

From go-to trivia team names like "Better Late Than Pregnant" and "My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't" to trivia themed team names like "Trivia Newton John" and "Quizteama Aguilera", there is no shortage of great pub quiz group names out there and this is but a small sampling of the best team names for trivia ever. Clever, awesome, dirty - this list has it all! 

What are the best trivia team names? If you can't come up with a name for your trivia team, these options will not steer you wrong. Keep in mind that some of the team names will always work and some are funny because they're topical, but all these quiz team names will keep you in the funny even if your team doesn't make it to the money. Good team names are important for the morale of the team too!

list ordered by

1
2,330 1,541
I Thought This Was Speed Dating

2
1,580 1,019
Jesse Howes added You're a Quizard, Harry

3
2,182 1,441
My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem

4
2,314 1,542
MikeFerguson added Stephen Hawking's School of Dance

5
966 598
Snotty83b added Titanic Swim Team

6
2,405 1,617
Better Late Than Pregnant

7
2,040 1,361
Tequila Mockingbird

8
1,538 1,027
Quiz in My Pants

9
933 600
Jessop87 added The Quizzard of Oz

10
817 517
DanReilly added It's Only Cannibalism If You Swallow

11
1,097 727
Les Quizerables

12
1,470 1,001
Camouflage Condoms: She Never Saw Us Coming

13
1,329 898
Quizlamic Extremists

14
1,027 677
We Couldn't Think of Anything So We Just Drew a P*nis

15
1,341 910
In Dog Beers, We've Only Had One

16
1,258 850
We're Not Gay, but $20 Is $20

17
1,139 763
E=MC Hammer

18
960 638
My Trivia Partner Doesn't Know This Is a Date

19
707 450
CharlotteGilbert added Periodic Table Dancers

20
725 471
Jessop87 added Let's Get Quizzical

21
452 269
MarkSabin added The Three Must Get Beers

22
1,077 746
laszlar added Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club

23
1,232 869
Our Couch Pulls Out, But We Don't

24
478 293
jpmccord added Drink Apple Juice. OJ Will Kill You!

25
602 394
Rehab Is for Quitters

26
871 611
Nine Inch Males

27
722 498
Quimothy added Quizlamic State

28
760 531
60% of the Time We Win Everytime!

29
616 434
DanReilly added We Like to Come from Behind

30
230 123
Alan Michael added Stevie Wonder's Driving School

31
690 508
Trivia Newton John

32
536 381
jenna41083 added We're Not Ashamed of What We Did for a Klondike Bar

33
526 378
Halal, Is It Meat Your Looking For?

34
739 564
The Group of Girls Across the Bar Are Cheating B*tches

35
475 346
Spooning Leads to Forking

36
606 460
Multiple Scorgasms

37
1,028 831
I Wish This Microphone Was a Giant Horse C*ck

38
427 308
A Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good

39
534 404
Lesbian Barbie Comes in Her Own Box

40
548 419
Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver

41
342 241
Agatha Quiztie

42
385 286
Colors That End in Urple

43
404 305
Are You Smarter Than a Third Grader? Because We Brought One

44
406 307
Mrs. Claus's Yoga Pants Give Her Mistletoe

45
387 290
Beer Makes Smart

46
369 276
Quizteama Aguilera

47
406 310
There's Always Money in the Banana Stand!

48
467 366
Condoms and Rattlesnakes: Two Things I Don't F*ck With

49
524 418
laszlar added Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club

50
593 485
Cunning Linguists