Humor The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever  

Danielle Dauenhauer
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Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Make sure to check out our sports trivia and trivia on the Founding Fathers to get a leg up on your competition. Crafting a quiz team name that's equal parts offensive, hilarious, and topical is an art form and there are some teams that are awful at it; these are not those teams. Funny team names won't help you win (having these celebrities on your team might), but they'll definitely give you some points with the crowd.

From go-to trivia team names like "Better Late Than Pregnant" and "My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't" to trivia themed team names like "Trivia Newton John" and "Quizteama Aguilera", there is no shortage of great pub quiz group names out there and this is but a small sampling of the best team names for trivia ever. Clever, awesome, dirty - this list has it all! 

What are the best trivia team names? If you can't come up with a name for your trivia team, these options will not steer you wrong. Keep in mind that some of the team names will always work and some are funny because they're topical, but all these quiz team names will keep you in the funny even if your team doesn't make it to the money. Good team names are important for the morale of the team too!

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1
1,122 689
Jesse Howes added You're a Quizard, Harry

2
1,922 1,240
MikeFerguson added Stephen Hawking's School of Dance

3
1,813 1,172
My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem

4
2,005 1,308
Better Late Than Pregnant

5
1,931 1,268
I Thought This Was Speed Dating

6
1,774 1,166
Tequila Mockingbird

7
1,231 804
Camouflage Condoms: She Never Saw Us Coming

8
681 416
Snotty83b added Titanic Swim Team

9
1,295 862
Quiz in My Pants

10
1,153 760
Quizlamic Extremists

11
1,204 798
In Dog Beers, We've Only Had One

12
932 608
Les Quizerables

13
1,062 705
We're Not Gay, but $20 Is $20

14
579 354
CharlotteGilbert added Periodic Table Dancers

Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

15
772 499
Jessop87 added The Quizzard of Oz

16
1,004 677
E=MC Hammer

17
871 583
We Couldn't Think of Anything So We Just Drew a P*nis

18
842 565
My Trivia Partner Doesn't Know This Is a Date

19
600 385
Jessop87 added Let's Get Quizzical

20
1,097 777
Our Couch Pulls Out, But We Don't

21
651 440
DanReilly added It's Only Cannibalism If You Swallow

The Greatest Shower Thoughts Ever Thought

22
340 196
MarkSabin added The Three Must Get Beers

23
898 640
laszlar added Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club

24
367 220
jpmccord added Drink Apple Juice. OJ Will Kill You!

25
752 536
Nine Inch Males

26
599 413
Quimothy added Quizlamic State

27
664 476
60% of the Time We Win Everytime!

28
486 335
Rehab Is for Quitters

The Dumbest Movie Sequel Titles

29
520 375
DanReilly added We Like to Come from Behind

30
659 494
The Group of Girls Across the Bar Are Cheating B*tches

31
599 450
Trivia Newton John

32
456 331
jenna41083 added We're Not Ashamed of What We Did for a Klondike Bar

33
423 303
Halal, Is It Meat Your Looking For?

34
527 395
Multiple Scorgasms

35
911 734
I Wish This Microphone Was a Giant Horse C*ck

49 Brilliant Solutions to Annoying Problems

36
478 366
Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver

37
404 300
Spooning Leads to Forking

38
441 335
Lesbian Barbie Comes in Her Own Box

39
504 401
Endless Love: the Stevie Wonder/Hellen Keller Tennis Match

40
276 193
Agatha Quiztie

41
325 241
Beer Makes Smart

42
416 326
laszlar added Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club

The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams

43
340 257
Are You Smarter Than a Third Grader? Because We Brought One

44
314 236
You Know Who Else Doesn't Like Trivia? Communists.

45
522 431
Cunning Linguists

46
348 269
Mrs. Claus's Yoga Pants Give Her Mistletoe

47
306 231
Quizteama Aguilera

48
347 270
A Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good

49
352 276
I Read About the Evils of Drinking, So I Gave Up Reading

50
395 320
Condoms and Rattlesnakes: Two Things I Don't F*ck With