Humor The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever  

Danielle Dauenhauer
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Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Make sure to check out our sports trivia and trivia on the Founding Fathers to get a leg up on your competition. Crafting a quiz team name that's equal parts offensive, hilarious, and topical is an art form and there are some teams that are awful at it; these are not those teams. Funny team names won't help you win (having these celebrities on your team might), but they'll definitely give you some points with the crowd.

From go-to trivia team names like "Better Late Than Pregnant" and "My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't" to trivia themed team names like "Trivia Newton John" and "Quizteama Aguilera", there is no shortage of great pub quiz group names out there and this is but a small sampling of the best team names for trivia ever. Clever, awesome, dirty - this list has it all! 

What are the best trivia team names? If you can't come up with a name for your trivia team, these options will not steer you wrong. Keep in mind that some of the team names will always work and some are funny because they're topical, but all these quiz team names will keep you in the funny even if your team doesn't make it to the money. Good team names are important for the morale of the team too!

list ordered by

1
2,104 1,385
My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem

2
2,224 1,469
I Thought This Was Speed Dating

3
1,487 965
Jesse Howes added You're a Quizard, Harry

4
2,339 1,571
Better Late Than Pregnant

5
2,225 1,491
MikeFerguson added Stephen Hawking's School of Dance

6
1,994 1,333
Tequila Mockingbird

7
1,486 999
Quiz in My Pants

8
893 570
Snotty83b added Titanic Swim Team

9
1,441 970
Camouflage Condoms: She Never Saw Us Coming

10
1,296 869
Quizlamic Extremists

11
693 429
CharlotteGilbert added Periodic Table Dancers

12
898 581
Jessop87 added The Quizzard of Oz

13
1,229 824
We're Not Gay, but $20 Is $20

14
995 653
We Couldn't Think of Anything So We Just Drew a P*nis

15
1,319 893
In Dog Beers, We've Only Had One

16
1,073 713
Les Quizerables

17
781 498
DanReilly added It's Only Cannibalism If You Swallow

18
1,119 749
E=MC Hammer

19
938 624
My Trivia Partner Doesn't Know This Is a Date

20
702 455
Jessop87 added Let's Get Quizzical

21
435 257
MarkSabin added The Three Must Get Beers

22
1,215 853
Our Couch Pulls Out, But We Don't

23
460 279
jpmccord added Drink Apple Juice. OJ Will Kill You!

24
1,034 729
laszlar added Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club

25
587 383
Rehab Is for Quitters

26
849 598
Nine Inch Males

27
745 522
60% of the Time We Win Everytime!

28
692 482
Quimothy added Quizlamic State

29
602 423
DanReilly added We Like to Come from Behind

30
509 357
Halal, Is It Meat Your Looking For?

31
668 497
Trivia Newton John

32
521 374
jenna41083 added We're Not Ashamed of What We Did for a Klondike Bar

33
726 551
The Group of Girls Across the Bar Are Cheating B*tches

34
594 448
Multiple Scorgasms

35
461 335
Spooning Leads to Forking

36
1,007 809
I Wish This Microphone Was a Giant Horse C*ck

37
201 111
Alan Michael added Stevie Wonder's Driving School

38
412 298
A Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good

39
518 391
Lesbian Barbie Comes in Her Own Box

40
536 409
Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver

41
328 232
Agatha Quiztie

42
376 275
Beer Makes Smart

43
393 293
Are You Smarter Than a Third Grader? Because We Brought One

44
374 279
Colors That End in Urple

45
581 471
Cunning Linguists

46
394 302
Mrs. Claus's Yoga Pants Give Her Mistletoe

47
501 401
laszlar added Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club

48
354 266
Quizteama Aguilera

49
548 445
Endless Love: the Stevie Wonder/Hellen Keller Tennis Match

50
452 357
Condoms and Rattlesnakes: Two Things I Don't F*ck With