Humor The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever  

Danielle Dauenhauer
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Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Make sure to check out our sports trivia and trivia on the Founding Fathers to get a leg up on your competition. Crafting a quiz team name that's equal parts offensive, hilarious, and topical is an art form and there are some teams that are awful at it; these are not those teams. Funny team names won't help you win (having these celebrities on your team might), but they'll definitely give you some points with the crowd.

From go-to trivia team names like "Better Late Than Pregnant" and "My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't" to trivia themed team names like "Trivia Newton John" and "Quizteama Aguilera", there is no shortage of great pub quiz group names out there and this is but a small sampling of the best team names for trivia ever. Clever, awesome, dirty - this list has it all! 

What are the best trivia team names? If you can't come up with a name for your trivia team, these options will not steer you wrong. Keep in mind that some of the team names will always work and some are funny because they're topical, but all these quiz team names will keep you in the funny even if your team doesn't make it to the money. Good team names are important for the morale of the team too!

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2,295 1,526
Better Late Than Pregnant

2
2,161 1,426
I Thought This Was Speed Dating

3
1,431 917
Jesse Howes added You're a Quizard, Harry

4
2,043 1,348
My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem

5
2,182 1,449
MikeFerguson added Stephen Hawking's School of Dance

6
1,965 1,301
Tequila Mockingbird

7
1,419 941
Camouflage Condoms: She Never Saw Us Coming

8
1,459 976
Quiz in My Pants

9
864 550
Snotty83b added Titanic Swim Team

10
1,208 802
We're Not Gay, but $20 Is $20

11
879 562
Jessop87 added The Quizzard of Oz

12
1,270 848
Quizlamic Extremists

13
1,057 696
Les Quizerables

14
975 637
We Couldn't Think of Anything So We Just Drew a P*nis

15
670 417
CharlotteGilbert added Periodic Table Dancers

16
1,297 883
In Dog Beers, We've Only Had One

17
1,100 737
E=MC Hammer

18
689 439
Jessop87 added Let's Get Quizzical

19
754 487
DanReilly added It's Only Cannibalism If You Swallow

20
918 613
My Trivia Partner Doesn't Know This Is a Date

21
420 247
MarkSabin added The Three Must Get Beers

22
1,195 842
Our Couch Pulls Out, But We Don't

23
442 266
jpmccord added Drink Apple Juice. OJ Will Kill You!

24
1,011 716
laszlar added Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club

25
837 582
Nine Inch Males

26
571 374
Rehab Is for Quitters

27
736 512
60% of the Time We Win Everytime!

28
673 472
Quimothy added Quizlamic State

29
586 414
DanReilly added We Like to Come from Behind

30
497 344
Halal, Is It Meat Your Looking For?

31
657 486
Trivia Newton John

32
509 363
jenna41083 added We're Not Ashamed of What We Did for a Klondike Bar

33
708 540
The Group of Girls Across the Bar Are Cheating B*tches

34
579 435
Multiple Scorgasms

35
984 794
I Wish This Microphone Was a Giant Horse C*ck

36
448 327
Spooning Leads to Forking

37
505 379
Lesbian Barbie Comes in Her Own Box

38
524 400
Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver

39
366 264
Beer Makes Smart

40
319 223
Agatha Quiztie

41
395 293
A Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good

42
367 272
Colors That End in Urple

43
384 287
Are You Smarter Than a Third Grader? Because We Brought One

44
182 105
Alan Michael added Stevie Wonder's Driving School

45
388 294
I Read About the Evils of Drinking, So I Gave Up Reading

46
543 436
Endless Love: the Stevie Wonder/Hellen Keller Tennis Match

47
347 258
Quizteama Aguilera

48
569 465
Cunning Linguists

49
383 295
Mrs. Claus's Yoga Pants Give Her Mistletoe

50
344 259
You Know Who Else Doesn't Like Trivia? Communists.