The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Make sure to check out our sports trivia and trivia on the Founding Fathers to get a leg up on your competition. Crafting a quiz team name that's equal parts offensive, hilarious, and topical is an art form and there are some teams that are awful at it; these are not those teams. Funny team names won't help you win (having these celebrities on your team might), but they'll definitely give you some points with the crowd.

From go-to trivia team names like "Better Late Than Pregnant" and "My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't" to trivia themed team names like "Trivia Newton John" and "Quizteama Aguilera", there is no shortage of great pub quiz group names out there and this is but a small sampling of the best team names for trivia ever. Clever, awesome, dirty - this list has it all! 

What are the best trivia team names? If you can't come up with a name for your trivia team, these options will not steer you wrong. Keep in mind that some of the team names will always work and some are funny because they're topical, but all these quiz team names will keep you in the funny even if your team doesn't make it to the money. Good team names are important for the morale of the team too!

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  • 1

    It's Only Cannibalism If You Swallow

  • 2

    Titanic Swim Team

  • 3

    Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club

  • 4

    Better Late Than Pregnant

  • 5

    My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem

  • 6

    Quiz in My Pants

  • 7

    Stephen Hawking's School of Dance

  • 8

    You're a Quizard, Harry

  • 9

    I Thought This Was Speed Dating

  • 10

    In Dog Beers, We've Only Had One

  • 11

    Camouflage Condoms: She Never Saw Us Coming

  • 12

    We're Not Gay, but $20 Is $20

  • 13

    Tequila Mockingbird

  • 14

    Quizlamic Extremists

  • 15

    Stevie Wonder's Driving School

  • 16

    Les Quizerables

  • 17

    The Quizzard of Oz

  • 18

    Quizlamic State

  • 19

    My Trivia Partner Doesn't Know This Is a Date

  • 20

    We Couldn't Think of Anything So We Just Drew a P*nis

  • 21

    Periodic Table Dancers

  • 22

    Rehab Is for Quitters

  • 23

    Our Couch Pulls Out, But We Don't

  • 24

    60% of the Time We Win Everytime!

  • 25

    E=MC Hammer