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The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

Updated October 14, 2019 118.7k votes 40.0k voters 5.9m views183 items

Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Make sure to check out our sports trivia and trivia on the Founding Fathers to get a leg up on your competition. Crafting a quiz team name that's equal parts offensive, hilarious, and topical is an art form and there are some teams that are awful at it; these are not those teams. Funny team names won't help you win (having these celebrities on your team might), but they'll definitely give you some points with the crowd.

From go-to trivia team names like "Better Late Than Pregnant" and "My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't" to trivia themed team names like "Trivia Newton John" and "Quizteama Aguilera", there is no shortage of great pub quiz group names out there and this is but a small sampling of the best team names for trivia ever. Clever, awesome, dirty - this list has it all! 

What are the best trivia team names? If you can't come up with a name for your trivia team, these options will not steer you wrong. Keep in mind that some of the team names will always work and some are funny because they're topical, but all these quiz team names will keep you in the funny even if your team doesn't make it to the money. Good team names are important for the morale of the team too!

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  • 1
    485
    204

    Pabst Schmere

  • 2
    286
    128

    This Was Embarassing

  • 3
    1,304
    796

    It's Only Cannibalism If You Swallow

  • 4
    284
    138

    Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls

  • 5
    1,684
    1,066

    Titanic Swim Team

  • 6
    282
    140

    Q: How Do You Get a Nun Pregnant? A: Dress Her Up As a Choirboy

  • 7
    1,668
    1,068

    Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club

  • 8
    1,993
    1,322

    You're a Quizard, Harry

  • 9
    2,460
    1,646

    Stephen Hawking's School of Dance

  • 10
    2,280
    1,525

    My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem

  • 11
    594
    364

    Stevie Wonder's Driving School

  • 12
    217
    104

    I'd Do Anything for Love... but I Won't Do Kanye

  • 13
    2,464
    1,662

    Better Late Than Pregnant

  • 14
    1,107
    732

    Les Quizerables

  • 15
    1,933
    1,325

    Tequila Mockingbird

  • 16
    136
    52

    Your Mom's Illegitimate Children

  • 17
    1,545
    1,058

    Quiz in My Pants

  • 18
    2,306
    1,608

    I Thought This Was Speed Dating

  • 19
    1,455
    999

    Camouflage Condoms: She Never Saw Us Coming

  • 20
    1,002
    678

    The Quizzard of Oz

  • 21
    1,338
    923

    We're Not Gay, but $20 Is $20

  • 22
    1,244
    858

    In Dog Beers, We've Only Had One

  • 23
    854
    579

    Quizlamic State

  • 24
    992
    681

    We Couldn't Think of Anything So We Just Drew a P*nis

  • 25
    914
    625

    My Trivia Partner Doesn't Know This Is a Date