Humor The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever  

Danielle Dauenhauer
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Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Make sure to check out our sports trivia and trivia on the Founding Fathers to get a leg up on your competition. Crafting a quiz team name that's equal parts offensive, hilarious, and topical is an art form and there are some teams that are awful at it; these are not those teams. Funny team names won't help you win (having these celebrities on your team might), but they'll definitely give you some points with the crowd.

From go-to trivia team names like "Better Late Than Pregnant" and "My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't" to trivia themed team names like "Trivia Newton John" and "Quizteama Aguilera", there is no shortage of great pub quiz group names out there and this is but a small sampling of the best team names for trivia ever. Clever, awesome, dirty - this list has it all! 

What are the best trivia team names? If you can't come up with a name for your trivia team, these options will not steer you wrong. Keep in mind that some of the team names will always work and some are funny because they're topical, but all these quiz team names will keep you in the funny even if your team doesn't make it to the money. Good team names are important for the morale of the team too!

list ordered by

1
2,103 1,385
My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem

2
2,223 1,469
I Thought This Was Speed Dating

3
1,486 965
Jesse Howes added You're a Quizard, Harry

4
2,338 1,571
Better Late Than Pregnant

5
2,223 1,491
MikeFerguson added Stephen Hawking's School of Dance

6
1,994 1,332
Tequila Mockingbird

7
1,485 999
Quiz in My Pants

8
892 570
Snotty83b added Titanic Swim Team

9
1,440 970
Camouflage Condoms: She Never Saw Us Coming

10
692 428
CharlotteGilbert added Periodic Table Dancers

11
1,294 869
Quizlamic Extremists

12
897 580
Jessop87 added The Quizzard of Oz

13
1,228 824
We're Not Gay, but $20 Is $20

14
994 653
We Couldn't Think of Anything So We Just Drew a P*nis

15
1,318 893
In Dog Beers, We've Only Had One

16
1,072 713
Les Quizerables

17
1,119 748
E=MC Hammer

18
779 498
DanReilly added It's Only Cannibalism If You Swallow

19
937 624
My Trivia Partner Doesn't Know This Is a Date

20
701 455
Jessop87 added Let's Get Quizzical

21
1,214 853
Our Couch Pulls Out, But We Don't

22
434 257
MarkSabin added The Three Must Get Beers

23
460 278
jpmccord added Drink Apple Juice. OJ Will Kill You!

24
1,033 729
laszlar added Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club

25
586 383
Rehab Is for Quitters

26
848 598
Nine Inch Males

27
745 521
60% of the Time We Win Everytime!

28
691 482
Quimothy added Quizlamic State

29
601 423
DanReilly added We Like to Come from Behind

30
508 357
Halal, Is It Meat Your Looking For?

31
667 497
Trivia Newton John

32
520 374
jenna41083 added We're Not Ashamed of What We Did for a Klondike Bar

33
725 551
The Group of Girls Across the Bar Are Cheating B*tches

34
593 448
Multiple Scorgasms

35
1,006 809
I Wish This Microphone Was a Giant Horse C*ck

36
460 335
Spooning Leads to Forking

37
200 111
Alan Michael added Stevie Wonder's Driving School

38
517 391
Lesbian Barbie Comes in Her Own Box

39
411 298
A Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good

40
535 409
Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver

41
375 275
Beer Makes Smart

42
327 232
Agatha Quiztie

43
392 293
Are You Smarter Than a Third Grader? Because We Brought One

44
374 278
Colors That End in Urple

45
580 471
Cunning Linguists

46
394 301
Mrs. Claus's Yoga Pants Give Her Mistletoe

47
548 444
Endless Love: the Stevie Wonder/Hellen Keller Tennis Match

48
452 356
Condoms and Rattlesnakes: Two Things I Don't F*ck With

49
393 302
I Read About the Evils of Drinking, So I Gave Up Reading

50
500 401
laszlar added Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club