Pets Funny Names to Give a Turtle  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, most clever names to give pet turtles or tortoises.

So, you’ve got a new pet turtle or tortoise, and you're looking for a name - but not just any name. You need creative and clever turtle name ideas. This list of turtle names might be just what you need. It compiles some of the cutest, funniest, and coolest turtle names around for your voting pleasure.

Of course, some of the most popular names for tortoises and turtles would have to be the fab four: “Raphael,” “Michelangelo,” “Donatello,” and “Leonardo” from TMNT. If you love the pop culture references, why not go for “Bowser” or “Voldetort” as possibilities? They’re certainly good pet turtle names.

Classically cool turtle names include “Speedy,” “Snappy,” “Zippy,” and “Turbo” - see a theme here? For the more philosophical turtle, consider “Aristurtle.” Or, if you’re literary minded, you can’t go wrong with “Mary Shelly” or even “Mock Turtle” (from Alice in Wonderland).

And now, it’s time to vote for the best pet turtle name ideas. Vote up the funny ones you really think would be great for your new pet - and feel free to add more to the list to help others who are also in need of perfect, punny turtle names.  

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Squirtle

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576 359
Shelldon

3
348 197
nl121704 added Squirt

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454 334
Turbo

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390 294
Tortellini

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414 338
Voldetort

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366 298
Speedy

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230 162
scottgilbert added Flash

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82 39
elle.blunier added Shelly

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263 258
Bowser

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187 178
Leonardo

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187 181
Zippy

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195 214

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139 164
Snappy

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150 182
Darwin

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125 153
1513801593862 added Jeff

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133 176
Michelangelo

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93 119
1517883883740 added Tank

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125 172
Raphael

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120 171
Yertle

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64 92
madds crab added shell-don

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110 177
Aristurtle

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32 44
verenisemalagon547 added coco

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90 166
Slowpoke

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11 20
anna<3banna added Hatch

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11 22
anna<3banna added Hatch

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85 168
Turt Reynolds

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64 128
1516304335968 added derp

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6 21
anna<3banna added Donnashello

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20 51
elle.blunier added Zippet

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51 116
1516304335968 added merp

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67 157
Mary Shelly

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41 107
1517883883740 added Goliath

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76 197
Soup

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62 166
Turtle Neck

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16 61
elle.blunier added marie antoinette

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60 169
Sal Monella

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53 155
Hardtop

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18 71
elle.blunier added Hide in Shell

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46 172
Turtle Recall

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39 172
Cecil Turtle

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38 175
Mock Turtle