Tweets About Being Single That Are Painfully True
As hilarious tweets about being single have been proving since, well the invention of Twitter, humor is among the most important weapons for singles everywhere to perpetually arm themselves with. Though being single isn't always a fairytale come true, the following tweets prove that it's not without it's bright side, no matter how dim it seems sometimes. So the next time you're feeling a little low about your solo-status, rest assured that these funny tweets about being single are here to remind you that you're definitely not alone.
Here you'll find hysterical single tweets from others (like yourself) who have loved, lost, and eaten a shit ton of ice cream to dull the cold, harsh realities of a broken heart. You'll meet gals suffering through the pain of attempting handy work themselves and guys who maybe spend a little too much time in the women's section at Dillard's, dreaming of better days.
So don't let the single life get you down. After all, there are plenty of fish in the sea and there is always this hilarious collection of funny single tweets to keep a grin on your face in the meantime.
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When Your Standards and Your Love Life Announce One of Them Is Gonna Have to Go
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Self Sabatoge: The Gift That Just Keeps on Giving
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The Joys of Singlehood
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.— Sarcasm (@TheFunnyTeens) October 10, 2015
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Double Standards Are a Bitch
so if i spend my time eating cheese, watching Netflix, n having orgasms alone, i'm 'depressed', but if someone else is there i'm 'in love' ?— Barbara Gray (@BabsGray) March 28, 2014
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When You Start to Fall Behind on Hook Up Lingo
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) May 6, 2014
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When This Starts to Feel Like Your Special Skill
If you want to meet the love of your life just date me for about six weeks and immediately afterwards you will find your bliss— elan gale (@theyearofelan) May 25, 2015