Ah, social media! It connects us to each other on a global scale, for better or worse! We can do what humans were always meant to do: share jokes about sex, bemoan the opposite sex, and share dirty tweets on a massive scale. This collection celebrates the innovations of the modern era by gathering some of the most hilarious tweets about sex on Twitter.
Ever wondered if other women have the same problems you do when your emotions are a slave to your hormones and the pizza guy’s just hot enough to not to regret it? Ever felt the need to reach out to other dudes about whether you’re the only one who’s starting to suspect that what women really want may or may not include a bizarre combination of great sex, babies, and Chipotle? Wonder no more with this hysterical collection of sex tweets guaranteed to give you at least one or two answers to all those burning questions you’ve always been too scared to ask.
Whether you’re looking for brilliantly cheesy pick-up lines, hard-earned wisdom about the opposite sex, or simply validation that it’s not just you, you'll find it here. No matter where you’re at in your current sex life, there's a little something for everyone.
Men Finally Unearth the Horrible Truth About What Women Really Want
I'll tell you what a woman wants. She wants you to drag her to the bedroom, toss her down, and do the dishes while she takes a fucking nap.— Dan Ewen (@VaguelyFunnyDan) April 19, 2012
The Proof That's It's a Man's World Continues to Pour In
Such a double standard between men & women, like when men have sex with lots of women they're "players," but when I do it I'm a "lesbian."— Tricia (@Im_Tricia) October 4, 2011
The Only Sex Hack Men Have Needed for Centuries
Vaginas are like gyms. I'm rarely inside one, but when I am I just sort of pretend to know what I'm doing and hope no one notices I don't.— Max Miller (@RuinMyWeek) March 1, 2015
Another Epic Win for the Bright Side
I slept with this guy and left him SO speechless, he hasn't been able to call or text since. Still got it!— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) August 19, 2012