25 Tweets We Saw This Week That Are Actually Pretty Funny
Despite everything that's going on in the world, the fine people on Twitter never fail to come up with witty bon mots and delightful story nuggets. Be sure to give these folks a follow and vote up your favorites.
1. @birdchick
I love that sometimes I’ll write something as a flip joke and the editor will actually leave it in. #goosefacts #birdbook #birdwatching #birds #birding pic.twitter.com/idBkJIQIfn
— Sharon Stiteler (@birdchick) March 30, 20222. @adam_piron
the only detail i remember from all of the birthday parties i attended as a kid was when on of my best friends turned 9. his mom took us to the Planet Hollywood in Phoenix and we were seated at a table underneath this suspended, body double prop of Stallone from DEMOLITION MAN. pic.twitter.com/Zovgm5Wlc5
— Adam Piron (@adam_piron) March 31, 20223. @elyzawithawhy
Man, I am NOT cut out for LA. This girl at a party said “I’m a sub” and I said “oh that’s cool did you always wanna work with kids?” and she looked at me HORRIFIED.
— Elyza Halpern (possum girl) (@elyzawithawhy) March 30, 2022
I THOUGHT SHE MEANT TEACHER.
LIKE A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER.
THAT’S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT.4. @ralter
this is my favorite loading dock in all of brooklyn because it looks like the set of a play about a loading dock pic.twitter.com/EQ7huhznBM
— Rebecca 'Bronco Henry' Alter (@ralter) March 31, 20225. @AubriePesky
I accidentally knocked my client's glasses off his face, so I gasped and said "Superman?!" but he didn't laugh
— That Pesky Aubrie (@AubriePesky) March 31, 20226. @GirlNamedMarley
my friend and I going out past 9 pic.twitter.com/3ZrGBiC7Br
— MARLEY (@GirlNamedMarley) April 1, 2022