Total Nerd 30+ Jokes That Make Zero Sense Unless You've Played The Game  

Brian Gilmore
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List Rules Upvote the video game logic jokes that resonate the most with you. Downvote ones that seem trivial.

Gamer jokes, as a concept, sound lame as hell, but one of the main things you have to remember is that although all of us enjoy video games, there are certain video game jokes that are reserved for people who put up with the absolute bullsh*t of video game logic every single day. Or at least multiple times per week. Why? WHY can't Ash Ketchum go around a bush, but can eventually control literally effing DRAGONS? Or why, if you have explosives of the highest grades, can you not just blow through a door? 

Why are windows off-limits? If I had everything Master Chief has, I'd never use the confines of a wall again. Also, why is his suit built to have him withstand tens of thousands of pounds of pressure, but he can't swim? The answer is obviously video game logic. You can make any video game jokes you want around normal people, but only gamers will understand everything on this list (which, yes, sounds lame and yes, is a dumb thing to say, BUT, unless you spend way too much time playing video games a lot of this stuff won't make sense to you.)

What dumb video game creator said, oh hey, in video games, if any part of your body gets hurt, you're going to essentially CRY BLOOD? From the funniest video game memes, to the best video gaming jokes the Internet has to offer, here are 101 things that will make you think twice about the immersive world of video games you've come to know and love. 
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Video Game Limits Are Dumb


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No, You Can't Climb Over! It's Too Dangerous!


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That Hunger Can Save Your life


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Good Morning, Citizen!


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