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The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network  

Kel Varnsen
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List Rules Don't be that person who keeps the factory Bellkin3479823 name. That's almost as bad as the ethernet cable guy.

WiFi. We live by it. It's everywhere. And if It isn't available, you might as well be dead. Seriously. We can't do anything anymore on this Earth without access to clean, potable, WiFi. We are ruled by it, like it or not, it's the truth.

Unless you still have your computer hooked up to an ethernet cable. In which case, cool ethernet cable, weirdo. Get a router. Stop being a weirdo.

Wireless Internet is something we all (except for the wired-connection weirdos) have in our living space because we need it to exist. It's a strange relationship at best, and we might be slaves to it, but we still have the power to name our wireless network whatever we want. Take that, robots!

This is an important decision for you and your family, and it shouldn't be taken lightly. It is a tremendous opportunity, so here's a list of some suggestions that are guaranteed to make you a hero in your neighborhood/apartment complex. Vote for your favorites! Rage against the machine!
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It Burns When IP is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
It Burns When IP
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Pretty Fly For A Wifi is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Pretty Fly For A Wifi
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The LAN Before Time is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
The LAN Before Time
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Nachowifi is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
neil-baumgardner added Nachowifi
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NSA Surveillance Van #3 is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
NeilGipson added NSA Surveillance Van #3
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Get Off My LAN is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Get Off My LAN
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404! Network Not Found is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
404! Network Not Found
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Silence Of The LAN is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Silence Of The LAN
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The FBI is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
mark-engelke added FBI surveilance van
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VIRUS is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
VIRUS
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The Password Is Password is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
The Password Is Password
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Winternet Is Coming is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Winternet Is Coming
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HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
sergio-leal added HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi
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Wires? Where We're Going We Do... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wires? Where We're Going We Don't Need Wires
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SkyNET is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
SkyNET
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Wu-Tang LAN is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wu-Tang LAN
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Abraham Linksys is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Abraham Linksys
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But, Wi? is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
But, Wi?
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2 Girls 1 Router is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
2 Girls 1 Router
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Jarvis is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Jarvis
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Bandwidth Of Brothers is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Bandwidth Of Brothers
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Ermahgerd Wer Fer is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
JocelynGramlichFiorello added Ermahgerd Wer Fer
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Roto Router is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Roto Router
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LANister is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
LANister
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District 13 is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
District 13