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List Rules Don't be that person who keeps the factory Bellkin3479823 name. That's almost as bad as the ethernet cable guy.

WiFi. We live by it. It's everywhere. And if It isn't available, you might as well be dead. Seriously. We can't do anything anymore on this Earth without access to clean, potable, WiFi. We are ruled by it, like it or not, it's the truth.

Unless you still have your computer hooked up to an ethernet cable. In which case, cool ethernet cable, weirdo. Get a router. Stop being a weirdo.

Wireless Internet is something we all (except for the wired-connection weirdos) have in our living space because we need it to exist. It's a strange relationship at best, and we might be slaves to it, but we still have the power to name our wireless network whatever we want. Take that, robots!

This is an important decision for you and your family, and it shouldn't be taken lightly. It is a tremendous opportunity, so here's a list of some suggestions that are guaranteed to make you a hero in your neighborhood/apartment complex. Vote for your favorites! Rage against the machine!
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It Burns When IP is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
It Burns When IP

The Most Hilarious Wifi Wars Ever Every James Stewart Movie, Ranked Best to Worst

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666 327
The LAN Before Time is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
The LAN Before Time

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740 378
Pretty Fly For A Wifi is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Pretty Fly For A Wifi

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545 273
Nachowifi is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
neil-baumgardner added Nachowifi

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560 301
Get Off My LAN is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Get Off My LAN

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496 264
NSA Surveillance Van #3 is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
NeilGipson added NSA Surveillance Van #3

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504 329
404! Network Not Found is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
404! Network Not Found

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516 362
Silence Of The LAN is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Silence Of The LAN

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414 335
VIRUS is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
VIRUS

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417 346
Wu-Tang LAN is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wu-Tang LAN

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417 347
Wires? Where We're Going We Do... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wires? Where We're Going We Don't Need Wires

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414 352
Winternet Is Coming is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Winternet Is Coming

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394 335
The Password Is Password is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
The Password Is Password

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245 185
The FBI is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
mark-engelke added FBI surveilance van

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SkyNET is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
SkyNET

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372 320
Abraham Linksys is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Abraham Linksys

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379 351
2 Girls 1 Router is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
2 Girls 1 Router

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334 307
But, Wi? is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
But, Wi?

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154 116
HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
sergio-leal added HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi

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305 308
Jarvis is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Jarvis

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287 288
Bandwidth Of Brothers is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Bandwidth Of Brothers

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273 273
Ermahgerd Wer Fer is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
JocelynGramlichFiorello added Ermahgerd Wer Fer

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256 260
Roto Router is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Roto Router

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277 291
LANister is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
LANister

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275 296
District 13 is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
District 13

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Spider-LAN is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Spider-LAN

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268 310
This Is Mine, Not Yours, Apt 3... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
This Is Mine, Not Yours, Apt 304

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Christian Mingle Hotspot is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Christian Mingle Hotspot

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MartinRouterKing is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
bob-nickson added MartinRouterKing

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DEA Mobile Lab is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
jason-dahlin added DEA Mobile Lab

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Please, Take My Wifi is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Please, Take My Wifi

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176 264
Hal is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Hal

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169 259
Rage Against The Bandwith is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Rage Against The Bandwith

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169 260
Linksys To The Past is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Linksys To The Past

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159 249
Wifi You Fools is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wifi You Fools

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160 252
NetGears of War is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
NetGears of War

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151 251
No Ethernet, No Problem is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
No Ethernet, No Problem

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136 239
C3PModem is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
C3PModem

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143 261
Blade Router is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Blade Router

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138 257
Everybody In The Apartment Com... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Everybody In The Apartment Complex Can Use This

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119 232
Get Off My PLANe is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Get Off My PLANe

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113 226
Wifilball is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wifilball

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124 253
Router Cop is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Router Cop

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102 223
WIE Fighters is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
WIE Fighters

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98 233
The Legal Wifi, No Mistress Pl... is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
jaban added The Legal Wifi, No Mistress Pls.!

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91 233
Clam Router is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Clam Router

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81 233
WifiLANd is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
gabrielseth01 added WifiLANd

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56 266
Wires ***** is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
npkpraveen added Wires *****

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48 263
The Brooklyn Netgears is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
The Brooklyn Netgears

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Auto is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Auto