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The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network

List RulesDon't be that person who keeps the factory Bellkin3479823 name. That's almost as bad as the ethernet cable guy.

WiFi. We live by it. It's everywhere. And if It isn't available, you might as well be dead. Seriously. We can't do anything anymore on this Earth without access to clean, potable, WiFi. We are ruled by it, like it or not, it's the truth.

Unless you still have your computer hooked up to an ethernet cable. In which case, cool ethernet cable, weirdo. Get a router. Stop being a weirdo.

Wireless Internet is something we all (except for the wired-connection weirdos) have in our living space because we need it to exist. It's a strange relationship at best, and we might be slaves to it, but we still have the power to name our wireless network whatever we want, even if it is a pun. Take that, robots!

This is an important decision for you and your family, and it shouldn't be taken lightly. It is a tremendous opportunity, so here's a list of some suggestions that are guaranteed to make you a clever hero in your neighborhood/apartment complex. Vote for your favorite funny WiFi network names! Rage against the machine!

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    8
    9

    F.R.I.D.A.Y

  • 27
    220
    228

    District 13

  • 28
    141
    149

    DEA Mobile Lab

  • 29
    216
    234

    This Is Mine, Not Yours, Apt 304

  • 30
    207
    230

    Spider-LAN

  • 31
    203
    231

    Christian Mingle Hotspot

  • 32
    149
    183

    MartinRouterKing

  • 33
    7
    11

    This Network Actually Works Decently

  • 34
    152
    202

    Linksys To The Past

  • 35
    158
    213

    Hal

  • 36
    10
    16

    Deathtosatan!

  • 37
    159
    218

    Please, Take My Wifi

  • 38
    146
    202

    Rage Against The Bandwith

  • 39
    127
    185

    C3PModem

  • 40
    137
    200

    Wifi You Fools

  • 41
    125
    193

    Everybody In The Apartment Complex Can Use This

  • 42
    123
    198

    Blade Router

  • 43
    120
    194

    No Ethernet, No Problem

  • 44
    122
    202

    NetGears of War

  • 45
    97
    175

    Clam Router

  • 46
    101
    186

    Get Off My PLANe

  • 47
    106
    196

    Router Cop

  • 48
    96
    180

    Wifilball

  • 49
    93
    176

    WIE Fighters

  • 50
    47
    203

    The Brooklyn Netgears

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List Rules: Don't be that person who keeps the factory Bellkin3479823 name. That's almost as bad as the ethernet cable guy.