Humor The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network  

Kel Varnsen
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List Rules Don't be that person who keeps the factory Bellkin3479823 name. That's almost as bad as the ethernet cable guy.

WiFi. We live by it. It's everywhere. And if It isn't available, you might as well be dead. Seriously. We can't do anything anymore on this Earth without access to clean, potable, WiFi. We are ruled by it, like it or not, it's the truth.

Unless you still have your computer hooked up to an ethernet cable. In which case, cool ethernet cable, weirdo. Get a router. Stop being a weirdo.

Wireless Internet is something we all (except for the wired-connection weirdos) have in our living space because we need it to exist. It's a strange relationship at best, and we might be slaves to it, but we still have the power to name our wireless network whatever we want. Take that, robots!

This is an important decision for you and your family, and it shouldn't be taken lightly. It is a tremendous opportunity, so here's a list of some suggestions that are guaranteed to make you a hero in your neighborhood/apartment complex. Vote for your favorites! Rage against the machine!

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It Burns When IP is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
It Burns When IP

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Pretty Fly For A Wifi is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Pretty Fly For A Wifi

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The LAN Before Time is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
The LAN Before Time

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Nachowifi is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
neil-baumgardner added Nachowifi

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Get Off My LAN is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Get Off My LAN

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NSA Surveillance Van #3 is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
NeilGipson added NSA Surveillance Van #3

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404! Network Not Found is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
404! Network Not Found

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Silence Of The LAN is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Silence Of The LAN

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The FBI is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
mark-engelke added FBI surveilance van

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VIRUS is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
VIRUS

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The Password Is Password is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
The Password Is Password

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Winternet Is Coming is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Winternet Is Coming

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HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
sergio-leal added HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi

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Wires? Where We're Going We Do... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wires? Where We're Going We Don't Need Wires

The 12 Most Extreme Actor Transformations

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Wu-Tang LAN is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wu-Tang LAN

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SkyNET is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
SkyNET

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Abraham Linksys is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Abraham Linksys

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But, Wi? is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
But, Wi?

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2 Girls 1 Router is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
2 Girls 1 Router

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Ermahgerd Wer Fer is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
JocelynGramlichFiorello added Ermahgerd Wer Fer

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Bandwidth Of Brothers is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Bandwidth Of Brothers

List of Radio Broadcasting Stations Companies

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Jarvis is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Jarvis

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Roto Router is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Roto Router

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LANister is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
LANister

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District 13 is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
District 13

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This Is Mine, Not Yours, Apt 3... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
This Is Mine, Not Yours, Apt 304

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Spider-LAN is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Spider-LAN

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Christian Mingle Hotspot is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Christian Mingle Hotspot

The Best Canned Soup Brands

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DEA Mobile Lab is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
jason-dahlin added DEA Mobile Lab

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MartinRouterKing is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
bob-nickson added MartinRouterKing

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Please, Take My Wifi is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Please, Take My Wifi

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Linksys To The Past is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Linksys To The Past

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Hal is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Hal

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Wifi You Fools is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wifi You Fools

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Rage Against The Bandwith is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Rage Against The Bandwith

The Best PlayStation 2 Adventure Games

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NetGears of War is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
NetGears of War

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No Ethernet, No Problem is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
No Ethernet, No Problem

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The Promised LAN is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
KatherineOgden added The Promised LAN

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C3PModem is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
C3PModem

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Everybody In The Apartment Com... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Everybody In The Apartment Complex Can Use This

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Blade Router is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Blade Router

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Get Off My PLANe is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Get Off My PLANe

Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Wifilball is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wifilball

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WIE Fighters is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
WIE Fighters

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Router Cop is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Router Cop

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Clam Router is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Clam Router

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The Legal Wifi, No Mistress Pl... is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
jaban added The Legal Wifi, No Mistress Pls.!

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WifiLANd is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
gabrielseth01 added WifiLANd

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saga sucks is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
SaiKrishna3 added saga sucks http://www.psiphoniphone.com/2017/12/funny-wi-fi-names-for-your-home-router.html

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Wires ***** is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
npkpraveen added Wires *****