Humor The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network  

Kel Varnsen
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List Rules Don't be that person who keeps the factory Bellkin3479823 name. That's almost as bad as the ethernet cable guy.

WiFi. We live by it. It's everywhere. And if It isn't available, you might as well be dead. Seriously. We can't do anything anymore on this Earth without access to clean, potable, WiFi. We are ruled by it, like it or not, it's the truth.

Unless you still have your computer hooked up to an ethernet cable. In which case, cool ethernet cable, weirdo. Get a router. Stop being a weirdo.

Wireless Internet is something we all (except for the wired-connection weirdos) have in our living space because we need it to exist. It's a strange relationship at best, and we might be slaves to it, but we still have the power to name our wireless network whatever we want. Take that, robots!

This is an important decision for you and your family, and it shouldn't be taken lightly. It is a tremendous opportunity, so here's a list of some suggestions that are guaranteed to make you a hero in your neighborhood/apartment complex. Vote for your favorites! Rage against the machine!
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It Burns When IP is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
It Burns When IP

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740 355
The LAN Before Time is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
The LAN Before Time

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814 408
Pretty Fly For A Wifi is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Pretty Fly For A Wifi

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Nachowifi is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
neil-baumgardner added Nachowifi

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631 319
Get Off My LAN is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Get Off My LAN

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565 288
NSA Surveillance Van #3 is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
NeilGipson added NSA Surveillance Van #3

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569 353
404! Network Not Found is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
404! Network Not Found

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570 385
Silence Of The LAN is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Silence Of The LAN

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298 207
The FBI is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
mark-engelke added FBI surveilance van

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460 361
VIRUS is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
VIRUS

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465 376
Winternet Is Coming is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Winternet Is Coming

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444 357
The Password Is Password is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
The Password Is Password

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214 136
HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
sergio-leal added HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi

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458 372
Wires? Where We're Going We Do... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wires? Where We're Going We Don't Need Wires

The Most Hilarious Wifi Wars Ever

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459 374
Wu-Tang LAN is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wu-Tang LAN

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405 330
SkyNET is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
SkyNET

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411 346
Abraham Linksys is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Abraham Linksys

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421 376
2 Girls 1 Router is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
2 Girls 1 Router

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372 333
But, Wi? is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
But, Wi?

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326 313
Bandwidth Of Brothers is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Bandwidth Of Brothers

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313 302
Ermahgerd Wer Fer is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
JocelynGramlichFiorello added Ermahgerd Wer Fer

Famous People Supposedly Controlled by MK Ultra

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340 334
Jarvis is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Jarvis

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309 320
LANister is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
LANister

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280 289
Roto Router is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Roto Router

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305 323
District 13 is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
District 13

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300 331
This Is Mine, Not Yours, Apt 3... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
This Is Mine, Not Yours, Apt 304

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Spider-LAN is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Spider-LAN

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Christian Mingle Hotspot is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Christian Mingle Hotspot

Full List of Supermarket Sweep Episodes

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MartinRouterKing is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
bob-nickson added MartinRouterKing

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DEA Mobile Lab is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
jason-dahlin added DEA Mobile Lab

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218 298
Please, Take My Wifi is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Please, Take My Wifi

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200 292
Hal is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Hal

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193 283
Rage Against The Bandwith is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Rage Against The Bandwith

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194 285
Linksys To The Past is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Linksys To The Past

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185 271
Wifi You Fools is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wifi You Fools

Famous People From Luxembourg

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175 278
NetGears of War is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
NetGears of War

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166 274
No Ethernet, No Problem is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
No Ethernet, No Problem

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157 259
C3PModem is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
C3PModem

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161 273
Everybody In The Apartment Com... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Everybody In The Apartment Complex Can Use This

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141 249
Get Off My PLANe is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Get Off My PLANe

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160 284
Blade Router is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Blade Router

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130 242
Wifilball is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wifilball

11 Celebrities Who Worked at Hooters

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Router Cop is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Router Cop

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117 242
WIE Fighters is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
WIE Fighters

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saga sucks is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
SaiKrishna3 added saga sucks http://www.psiphoniphone.com/2017/12/funny-wi-fi-names-for-your-home-router.html

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Clam Router is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Clam Router

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113 253
The Legal Wifi, No Mistress Pl... is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
jaban added The Legal Wifi, No Mistress Pls.!

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94 253
WifiLANd is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
gabrielseth01 added WifiLANd

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66 290
Wires ***** is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
npkpraveen added Wires *****

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59 285
The Brooklyn Netgears is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
The Brooklyn Netgears