Humor The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network  

Kel Varnsen
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List Rules Don't be that person who keeps the factory Bellkin3479823 name. That's almost as bad as the ethernet cable guy.

WiFi. We live by it. It's everywhere. And if It isn't available, you might as well be dead. Seriously. We can't do anything anymore on this Earth without access to clean, potable, WiFi. We are ruled by it, like it or not, it's the truth.

Unless you still have your computer hooked up to an ethernet cable. In which case, cool ethernet cable, weirdo. Get a router. Stop being a weirdo.

Wireless Internet is something we all (except for the wired-connection weirdos) have in our living space because we need it to exist. It's a strange relationship at best, and we might be slaves to it, but we still have the power to name our wireless network whatever we want. Take that, robots!

This is an important decision for you and your family, and it shouldn't be taken lightly. It is a tremendous opportunity, so here's a list of some suggestions that are guaranteed to make you a hero in your neighborhood/apartment complex. Vote for your favorites! Rage against the machine!
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It Burns When IP is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
It Burns When IP

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878 429
Pretty Fly For A Wifi is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Pretty Fly For A Wifi

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789 383
The LAN Before Time is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
The LAN Before Time

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671 318
Nachowifi is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
neil-baumgardner added Nachowifi

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626 302
NSA Surveillance Van #3 is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
NeilGipson added NSA Surveillance Van #3

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677 340
Get Off My LAN is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Get Off My LAN

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635 363
404! Network Not Found is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
404! Network Not Found

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620 401
Silence Of The LAN is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Silence Of The LAN

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345 229
The FBI is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
mark-engelke added FBI surveilance van

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503 381
VIRUS is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
VIRUS

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491 374
The Password Is Password is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
The Password Is Password

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251 162
HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
sergio-leal added HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi

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499 397
Winternet Is Coming is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Winternet Is Coming

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486 394
Wu-Tang LAN is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wu-Tang LAN

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484 393
Wires? Where We're Going We Do... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wires? Where We're Going We Don't Need Wires

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436 347
SkyNET is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
SkyNET

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437 365
Abraham Linksys is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Abraham Linksys

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401 346
But, Wi? is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
But, Wi?

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448 398
2 Girls 1 Router is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
2 Girls 1 Router

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341 325
Ermahgerd Wer Fer is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
JocelynGramlichFiorello added Ermahgerd Wer Fer

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362 354
Jarvis is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Jarvis

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343 333
Bandwidth Of Brothers is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Bandwidth Of Brothers

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306 304
Roto Router is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Roto Router

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331 339
LANister is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
LANister

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324 340
District 13 is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
District 13

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319 350
This Is Mine, Not Yours, Apt 3... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
This Is Mine, Not Yours, Apt 304

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304 347
Spider-LAN is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Spider-LAN

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292 340
Christian Mingle Hotspot is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Christian Mingle Hotspot

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189 210
DEA Mobile Lab is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
jason-dahlin added DEA Mobile Lab

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208 243
MartinRouterKing is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
bob-nickson added MartinRouterKing

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231 319
Please, Take My Wifi is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Please, Take My Wifi

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212 301
Linksys To The Past is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Linksys To The Past

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198 288
Wifi You Fools is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wifi You Fools

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205 300
Rage Against The Bandwith is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Rage Against The Bandwith

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214 314
Hal is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Hal

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13 3
The Promised LAN is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
KatherineOgden added The Promised LAN

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185 297
NetGears of War is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
NetGears of War

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170 277
C3PModem is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
C3PModem

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177 291
Everybody In The Apartment Com... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Everybody In The Apartment Complex Can Use This

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176 290
No Ethernet, No Problem is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
No Ethernet, No Problem

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173 301
Blade Router is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Blade Router

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148 268
Get Off My PLANe is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Get Off My PLANe

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139 262
Wifilball is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wifilball

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129 257
WIE Fighters is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
WIE Fighters

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148 293
Router Cop is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Router Cop

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123 266
Clam Router is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Clam Router

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123 273
The Legal Wifi, No Mistress Pl... is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
jaban added The Legal Wifi, No Mistress Pls.!

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4 29
saga sucks is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
SaiKrishna3 added saga sucks http://www.psiphoniphone.com/2017/12/funny-wi-fi-names-for-your-home-router.html

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101 273
WifiLANd is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
gabrielseth01 added WifiLANd

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73 308
Wires ***** is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
npkpraveen added Wires *****