Humor The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network  

Kel Varnsen
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List Rules Don't be that person who keeps the factory Bellkin3479823 name. That's almost as bad as the ethernet cable guy.

WiFi. We live by it. It's everywhere. And if It isn't available, you might as well be dead. Seriously. We can't do anything anymore on this Earth without access to clean, potable, WiFi. We are ruled by it, like it or not, it's the truth.

Unless you still have your computer hooked up to an ethernet cable. In which case, cool ethernet cable, weirdo. Get a router. Stop being a weirdo.

Wireless Internet is something we all (except for the wired-connection weirdos) have in our living space because we need it to exist. It's a strange relationship at best, and we might be slaves to it, but we still have the power to name our wireless network whatever we want. Take that, robots!

This is an important decision for you and your family, and it shouldn't be taken lightly. It is a tremendous opportunity, so here's a list of some suggestions that are guaranteed to make you a hero in your neighborhood/apartment complex. Vote for your favorites! Rage against the machine!
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It Burns When IP is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
It Burns When IP

The Most Hilarious Wifi Wars Ever Famous People Supposedly Controlled by MK Ultra

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716 337
The LAN Before Time is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
The LAN Before Time

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784 395
Pretty Fly For A Wifi is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Pretty Fly For A Wifi

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589 285
Nachowifi is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
neil-baumgardner added Nachowifi

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610 307
Get Off My LAN is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Get Off My LAN

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533 276
NSA Surveillance Van #3 is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
NeilGipson added NSA Surveillance Van #3

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540 345
404! Network Not Found is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
404! Network Not Found

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551 376
Silence Of The LAN is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Silence Of The LAN

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444 347
VIRUS is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
VIRUS

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439 360
Wu-Tang LAN is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wu-Tang LAN

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425 347
The Password Is Password is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
The Password Is Password

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439 363
Wires? Where We're Going We Do... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wires? Where We're Going We Don't Need Wires

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442 366
Winternet Is Coming is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Winternet Is Coming

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271 199
The FBI is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
mark-engelke added FBI surveilance van

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386 319
SkyNET is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
SkyNET

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395 335
Abraham Linksys is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Abraham Linksys

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186 129
HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
sergio-leal added HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi

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406 361
2 Girls 1 Router is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
2 Girls 1 Router

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355 320
But, Wi? is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
But, Wi?

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311 301
Bandwidth Of Brothers is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Bandwidth Of Brothers

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299 290
Ermahgerd Wer Fer is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
JocelynGramlichFiorello added Ermahgerd Wer Fer

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324 325
Jarvis is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Jarvis

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272 279
Roto Router is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Roto Router

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295 307
LANister is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
LANister

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294 310
District 13 is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
District 13

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280 314
Spider-LAN is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Spider-LAN

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285 324
This Is Mine, Not Yours, Apt 3... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
This Is Mine, Not Yours, Apt 304

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181 207
MartinRouterKing is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
bob-nickson added MartinRouterKing

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259 313
Christian Mingle Hotspot is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Christian Mingle Hotspot

50 People Having Worse Days Than You The Best '90s Hood Movies

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160 185
DEA Mobile Lab is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
jason-dahlin added DEA Mobile Lab

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211 285
Please, Take My Wifi is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Please, Take My Wifi

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192 279
Hal is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Hal

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186 275
Linksys To The Past is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Linksys To The Past

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183 274
Rage Against The Bandwith is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Rage Against The Bandwith

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174 261
Wifi You Fools is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wifi You Fools

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170 269
NetGears of War is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
NetGears of War

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162 265
No Ethernet, No Problem is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
No Ethernet, No Problem

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149 252
C3PModem is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
C3PModem

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152 266
Everybody In The Apartment Com... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Everybody In The Apartment Complex Can Use This

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152 275
Blade Router is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Blade Router

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132 242
Get Off My PLANe is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Get Off My PLANe

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124 236
Wifilball is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Wifilball

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133 267
Router Cop is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Router Cop

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109 237
WIE Fighters is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
WIE Fighters

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106 245
Clam Router is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Clam Router

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106 246
The Legal Wifi, No Mistress Pl... is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
jaban added The Legal Wifi, No Mistress Pls.!

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88 247
WifiLANd is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
gabrielseth01 added WifiLANd

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61 281
Wires ***** is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
npkpraveen added Wires *****

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53 278
The Brooklyn Netgears is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
The Brooklyn Netgears

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51 278
Auto is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network
Auto