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The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network

List RulesDon't be that person who keeps the factory Bellkin3479823 name. That's almost as bad as the ethernet cable guy.

WiFi. We live by it. It's everywhere. And if It isn't available, you might as well be dead. Seriously. We can't do anything anymore on this Earth without access to clean, potable, WiFi. We are ruled by it, like it or not, it's the truth.

Unless you still have your computer hooked up to an ethernet cable. In which case, cool ethernet cable, weirdo. Get a router. Stop being a weirdo.

Wireless Internet is something we all (except for the wired-connection weirdos) have in our living space because we need it to exist. It's a strange relationship at best, and we might be slaves to it, but we still have the power to name our wireless network whatever we want, even if it is a pun. Take that, robots!

This is an important decision for you and your family, and it shouldn't be taken lightly. It is a tremendous opportunity, so here's a list of some suggestions that are guaranteed to make you a clever hero in your neighborhood/apartment complex. Vote for your favorite funny WiFi network names! Rage against the machine!

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    57
    13

    The Promised LAN

  • 2
    728
    318

    It Burns When IP

  • 3
    471
    208

    NSA Surveillance Van #3

  • 4
    494
    220

    Nachowifi

  • 5
    549
    255

    The LAN Before Time

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    606
    289

    Pretty Fly For A Wifi

  • 7
    476
    227

    Get Off My LAN

  • 8
    468
    236

    404! Network Not Found

  • 9
    288
    166

    FBI surveilance van

  • 10
    434
    264

    Silence Of The LAN

  • 11
    210
    135

    HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi

  • 12
    352
    248

    The Password Is Password

  • 13
    322
    232

    SkyNET

  • 14
    356
    259

    VIRUS

  • 15
    348
    268

    Winternet Is Coming

  • 16
    283
    229

    But, Wi?

  • 17
    323
    264

    Wires? Where We're Going We Don't Need Wires

  • 18
    325
    266

    Wu-Tang LAN

  • 19
    297
    248

    Abraham Linksys

  • 20
    299
    270

    2 Girls 1 Router

  • 21
    257
    237

    Jarvis

  • 22
    221
    204

    Roto Router

  • 23
    237
    225

    Bandwidth Of Brothers

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    233
    226

    Ermahgerd Wer Fer

  • 25
    230
    230

    LANister

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List Rules: Don't be that person who keeps the factory Bellkin3479823 name. That's almost as bad as the ethernet cable guy.