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The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network

List RulesDon't be that person who keeps the factory Bellkin3479823 name. That's almost as bad as the ethernet cable guy.

WiFi. We live by it. It's everywhere. And if It isn't available, you might as well be dead. Seriously. We can't do anything anymore on this Earth without access to clean, potable, WiFi. We are ruled by it, like it or not, it's the truth.

Unless you still have your computer hooked up to an ethernet cable. In which case, cool ethernet cable, weirdo. Get a router. Stop being a weirdo.

Wireless Internet is something we all (except for the wired-connection weirdos) have in our living space because we need it to exist. It's a strange relationship at best, and we might be slaves to it, but we still have the power to name our wireless network whatever we want, even if it is a pun. Take that, robots!

This is an important decision for you and your family, and it shouldn't be taken lightly. It is a tremendous opportunity, so here's a list of some suggestions that are guaranteed to make you a clever hero in your neighborhood/apartment complex. Vote for your favorite funny WiFi network names! Rage against the machine!

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    357

    It Burns When IP

  • 2
    503
    230
    NeilGipson added

    NSA Surveillance Van #3

  • 3
    526
    243
    neil-baumgardner added

    Nachowifi

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    582
    279

    The LAN Before Time

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    636
    316

    Pretty Fly For A Wifi

  • 6
    508
    247

    Get Off My LAN

  • 7
    496
    256

    404! Network Not Found

  • 8
    456
    286

    Silence Of The LAN

  • 9
    305
    183
    mark-engelke added

    FBI surveilance van

  • 10
    313
    190

    Wifilball

  • 11
    371
    267

    The Password Is Password

  • 12
    227
    149
    sergio-leal added

    HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi

  • 13
    340
    247

    SkyNET

  • 14
    375
    280

    VIRUS

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    60
    13
    KatherineOgden added

    The Promised LAN

  • 16
    366
    288

    Winternet Is Coming

  • 17
    343
    286

    Wu-Tang LAN

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    340
    284

    Wires? Where We're Going We Don't Need Wires

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    296
    246

    But, Wi?

  • 20
    311
    265

    Abraham Linksys

  • 21
    314
    286

    2 Girls 1 Router

  • 22
    271
    252

    Jarvis

  • 23
    233
    218

    Roto Router

  • 24
    250
    239

    Bandwidth Of Brothers

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    246
    243
    JocelynGramlichFiorello added

    Ermahgerd Wer Fer

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List Rules: Don't be that person who keeps the factory Bellkin3479823 name. That's almost as bad as the ethernet cable guy.