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The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network

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Don't be that person who keeps the factory Bellkin3479823 name. That's almost as bad as the ethernet cable guy.

WiFi. We live by it. It's everywhere. And if It isn't available, you might as well be dead. Seriously. We can't do anything anymore on this Earth without access to clean, potable, WiFi. We are ruled by it, like it or not, it's the truth.

Unless you still have your computer hooked up to an ethernet cable. In which case, cool ethernet cable, weirdo. Get a router. Stop being a weirdo.

Wireless Internet is something we all (except for the wired-connection weirdos) have in our living space because we need it to exist. It's a strange relationship at best, and we might be slaves to it, but we still have the power to name our wireless network whatever we want, even if it is a pun. Take that, robots!

This is an important decision for you and your family, and it shouldn't be taken lightly. It is a tremendous opportunity, so here's a list of some suggestions that are guaranteed to make you a clever hero in your neighborhood/apartment complex. Vote for your favorite funny WiFi network names! Rage against the machine!

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  • The Promised LAN
    1

    The Promised LAN

  • It Burns When IP
    2

    It Burns When IP

  • Nachowifi
    3

    Nachowifi

  • NSA Surveillance Van #3
    4

    NSA Surveillance Van #3

  • The LAN Before Time
    5

    The LAN Before Time

  • Pretty Fly For A Wifi
    6

    Pretty Fly For A Wifi

  • Get Off My LAN
    7

    Get Off My LAN

  • 404! Network Not Found
    8

    404! Network Not Found

  • Silence Of The LAN
    10

    Silence Of The LAN

  • HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi
    11

    HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi

  • The Password Is Password
    12

    The Password Is Password

  • VIRUS
    13

    VIRUS

  • SkyNET
    14

    SkyNET

  • Winternet Is Coming
    15

    Winternet Is Coming

  • Wu-Tang LAN
    16

    Wu-Tang LAN

  • Wires? Where We're Going We Don't Need Wires
    17

    Wires? Where We're Going We Don't Need Wires

  • But, Wi?
    18

    But, Wi?

  • Abraham Linksys
    19

    Abraham Linksys

  • 2 Girls 1 Router
    20

    2 Girls 1 Router

  • Jarvis
    21

    Jarvis

  • Roto Router
    22

    Roto Router

  • Bandwidth Of Brothers
    23

    Bandwidth Of Brothers

  • Ermahgerd Wer Fer
    24

    Ermahgerd Wer Fer

  • LANister
    25

    LANister