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The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network

Updated April 28, 2020 24.3k votes 2.8k voters 2.3m views51 items

List RulesDon't be that person who keeps the factory Bellkin3479823 name. That's almost as bad as the ethernet cable guy.

WiFi. We live by it. It's everywhere. And if It isn't available, you might as well be dead. Seriously. We can't do anything anymore on this Earth without access to clean, potable, WiFi. We are ruled by it, like it or not, it's the truth.

Unless you still have your computer hooked up to an ethernet cable. In which case, cool ethernet cable, weirdo. Get a router. Stop being a weirdo.

Wireless Internet is something we all (except for the wired-connection weirdos) have in our living space because we need it to exist. It's a strange relationship at best, and we might be slaves to it, but we still have the power to name our wireless network whatever we want, even if it is a pun. Take that, robots!

This is an important decision for you and your family, and it shouldn't be taken lightly. It is a tremendous opportunity, so here's a list of some suggestions that are guaranteed to make you a clever hero in your neighborhood/apartment complex. Vote for your favorite funny WiFi network names! Rage against the machine!

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    It Burns When IP

  • 2
    524
    233

    NSA Surveillance Van #3

  • 3
    539
    248

    Nachowifi

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    594
    285

    The LAN Before Time

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    649
    323

    Pretty Fly For A Wifi

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    517
    252

    Get Off My LAN

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    513
    257

    404! Network Not Found

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    322
    186

    FBI surveilance van

  • 9
    469
    292

    Silence Of The LAN

  • 10
    383
    269

    The Password Is Password

  • 11
    352
    250

    SkyNET

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    389
    284

    VIRUS

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    235
    156

    HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi

  • 14
    64
    15

    The Promised LAN

  • 15
    376
    294

    Winternet Is Coming

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    349
    289

    Wires? Where We're Going We Don't Need Wires

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    351
    291

    Wu-Tang LAN

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    269

    Abraham Linksys

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    299
    252

    But, Wi?

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    321
    293

    2 Girls 1 Router

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    253

    Jarvis

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    Roto Router

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    256
    244

    Bandwidth Of Brothers

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    255
    248

    Ermahgerd Wer Fer

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    245
    249

    LANister