Silly WikiHow Articles You Won't Believe Really Exist

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These are all real WikiHow articles. Vote up the ones that are so bizarre you can't believe they exist.

One of the many sad truths of existence is that everyone can’t be an expert at everything, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t learn about as many things as possible. wikiHow is a great way to learn how to do something new, but the dumb wikiHow articles collected on this list have helped no one learn how to do anything. (Unless someone actually snuck their cat into work, that article’s actually pretty detailed.) Take a look at these wikiHow articles that you won’t believe really exist.

It doesn't matter who wrote these weird wikiHow pages, they’re amazing in the same way that a car crash, or taquitos from 7-11 are amazing. A lot of these articles are for things that you don’t need someone to tell you how to do, like tying your shoes or making ice. But some of the entries on this list of funny wikiHow articles are 100% bonkers. If you’re looking up how to pretend to be possessed or how to appreciate death metal, you might need more than a wikiHow page to help you in your quest. For starters, you maybe a therapist, or even just a friend. Keep reading to check out some of the weirdest wikiHow articles that you need to put in your life right now.

  • 1
    5,260 VOTES

    How to Trick People Into Thinking You're Possessed

    How to Trick People Into Thinking You're Possessed
    Photo: wikiHow
    Oh no, it looks like whoever wrote this got their information mixed up with the page for "How to Make Everyone Think You're an Assh*le."
    5,260 votes
  • 2
    5,218 VOTES

    How to Become a Ghost

    How to Become a Ghost
    Photo: wikiHow
     

     

    5,218 votes
  • 3
    3,854 VOTES

    How to Act Like a Modern/Common Vampire

    How to Act Like a Modern/Common Vampire
    Photo: wikiHow
    The only pertinent information in this ridiculous/amazing how-to is "Act sympathetic to people's problems. Remember, after living for 1,000 years you have experienced every problem on Earth!" That's just good advice.
    3,854 votes
  • 4
    4,166 VOTES

    How to Listen to Music

    How to Listen to Music
    Photo: wikihow
    The fact that this wikiHow page doesn't just say "With your ears!" is a shamefully missed opportunity.
    4,166 votes
  • 5
    4,356 VOTES

    How to Walk

    How to Walk
    Photo: wikiHow
    Oh boy, if you're consulting the Internet on how to walk then you have to turn in your license to be an adult, go back to your mom's house, and start over as a baby. Those are the rules.
    4,356 votes
  • 6
    3,660 VOTES

    How to High Five

    How to High Five
    Photo: wikiHow
    The only reason you need this page to exist is if you're trying to convince the government that you're not from Mars.
    3,660 votes