35 Tweets From Women That Made Us Audibly LOL This Month
Vote up the tweets that made you chuckle.
Women had a lot of funny things to say this month, and we're so happy they decided to share them with Twitter! Take a look and vote up the tweets that made you chuckle!
- 1184 VOTES
That's A Sick Name
I was on a dating app and a guy jokingly wrote “what should we name our first child?” as his intro message and I had to tell him that in fifth grade I lost a bet to my best friend Hannah and have to without question name my first born child Megatron and then the man unmatched me
— Emily Forney (@EmilyKaitlinnn) April 21, 2022 - 2219 VOTES
Ruff Life
My favorite thing is when I stay up too late and my dog passive aggressively puts herself to bed without me, like “YOU do what you want but SOME us have work in the morning.”
— Ayana Gray (@AyanaGray) April 16, 2022 - 3212 VOTES
Crap, Forgot The Constitution
The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence
— sandra 🤠 (@sandra32gonza) April 14, 2022 - 4184 VOTES
We Are Not A Robot
REALLY DID NOT ANTICIPATE HOW MUCH OF MY ADULTHOOD WOULD BE SPENT CONVINCING A GLASS-FRONT RECTANGLE THAT I AM THE ONE WHO IS NOT A ROBOT
— KIMBERLY (🚫 Kim) HARRINGTON (@honeystaysuper) April 3, 2022 - 5145 VOTES
More Than We've Accomplished
I’m so impressed by people in their 20s who got a divorce. You made a commitment, broke a commitment AND hired a lawyer in the same decade that I couldn’t figure out what to do with my hair.
— Sarah Hartshorne (@sarahhartshorne) April 7, 2022 - 6175 VOTES
Sounds Like It's Working
My mom was like “I accidentally took a Xanax this morning but I feel ok” and I’m like yeah that’s what it does
— Audrey Kaufman (@KaufmanAudrey) April 16, 2022