Literally Just 30 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women We Found This Month
We're so thankful these hilarious females decided to share their thoughts on Twitter this month! Enjoy some of the funniest and most relatable tweets we could find from women this month, and maybe send to your pals while you're at it!
1. Now That's A Work Around
Car rental agreement says if I don't bring it back full, they'll charge $3.99/gallon
— Mila Carditis (@GrainSurgeon) March 22, 2022
Gas here is $6/gallon2. A Whole 13 Months?
cvs is making me wait to talk to a pharmacist to pick up my migraine meds because their system says I am 13 months pregnant
— amy brown (@arb) March 24, 20223. Mans Is Buttered
Vets rang me to collect my dog after a procedure and warned ‘he may be a little out of sorts’. Showed up and this man was absolutely BUTTERED pic.twitter.com/cpeWQQ946j
— ellen corrigan (@reallousewife) March 30, 20224. Why, Janet?
Just heard a woman say, “I never give my dog medicine I haven’t tried first” and her friend responded, “oh, Janet, no.”
— whatthefelk (@whattheFELK) March 21, 20225. Same, Though
My daughter said she can’t wait to have kids. I asked her why and she said “so they can bring me stuff when it’s in another room.”
— Holly Ballantine (@HollyBallantine) March 19, 20226. A Chicken Nugget Heist
The worst thing just happened. I won’t recover. I just reached into a box of free samples outside a chicken restaurant. Only it wasn’t free samples. It was a man. Holding a box of chicken. His chicken. I tried to steal this man’s chicken.
— Sophie Petzal (@Sonic_Screwup) March 23, 2022