The Funniest Yelp Reviews Ever

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Obviously you use Yelp for its helpful hints and user-based assessments, but you may overlook the funny Yelp reviews that are far more entertaining than any restaurant can be on a first date. Because Yelp relies on the opinions of users, it makes sense people in the vein of both Internet trolls and Yahoo answerers are also allowed to use their voices on the platform. This results in weird Yelp reviews that get less helpful and more hilarious, similar to funny Amazon reviews that outshine the product itself. Thanks to the candor and prose of these Yelp reviews, you have something to do while you wait for that 1 am delivery to arrive.

The viral Yelp reviews on display below highlight some of the Internet's best qualities, that is, turning the mundane into something epic. By doing so, users imbue the website with more compelling content the way weird Tripadvisor reviews take you on an entirely different journey than the one you expected. Let weird Yelp reviews be your guide through the world of taco spirituality and which jail you should choose should you commit a felony.

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  • 1
    6,630 VOTES

    Let's Taco Bout It

    Let's Taco Bout It
    Photo: Yelp
    6,630 votes
  • 2
    5,794 VOTES

    The Human Flamethrower

    The Human Flamethrower
    Photo: Yelp
    5,794 votes
  • 3
    7,176 VOTES

    Honest Yelp Review

    Honest Yelp Review
    Photo: Yelp
    7,176 votes
  • 4
    5,125 VOTES

    This Jailhouse Rocks

    This Jailhouse Rocks
    Photo: Yelp
    5,125 votes
  • 5
    5,094 VOTES

    Sixth Scents

    Sixth Scents
    Photo: Yelp
    5,094 votes
  • 6
    5,924 VOTES

    It's Not Funny!

    It's Not Funny!
    Photo: Yelp
    5,924 votes