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The Funniest Yelp Reviews Ever

Updated July 18, 2018 93.2k votes 16.5k voters 524.1k views25 items

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Obviously you use Yelp for its helpful hints and user-based assessments, but you may overlook the funny Yelp reviews that are far more entertaining than any restaurant can be on a first date. Because Yelp relies on the opinions of users, it makes sense people in the vein of both Internet trolls and Yahoo answerers are also allowed to use their voices on the platform. This results in weird Yelp reviews that get less helpful and more hilarious, similar to funny Amazon reviews that outshine the product itself. Thanks to the candor and prose of these Yelp reviews, you have something to do while you wait for that 1 am Chinese to arrive and ravage your colon.

The viral Yelp reviews on display below highlight some of the Internet's best qualities, that is, turning the mundane into something epic. By doing so, users imbue the website with more compelling content the way weird Tripadvisor reviews take you on an entirely different journey than the one you expected. Let weird Yelp reviews be your guide through the world of taco spirituality and which jail you should choose should you commit a felony.

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    This Jailhouse Rocks

    This Jailhouse Rocks
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    Honest Yelp Review

    Honest Yelp Review
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    Sixth Scents

    Sixth Scents
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    Let's Taco Bout It

    Let's Taco Bout It
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