The Most Cringeworthy Game of Thrones Jokes Ever

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Vote for the jokes that made you laugh a little, but mostly roll your eyes and sympathize with whomever's dad made them up

Yes, Game of Thrones jokes! If you're like any other Game of Thrones fan, you probably spend a lot of time waiting: waiting for the new season to start, waiting for the next episode to air, waiting for the next book to come out... UGH. Safe to say, you probably have a lot of time on your hands. Try waiting for your amazing new fan gear! Otherwise, don't worry! The Internet is here to help you kill that time with these cringeworthy Game of Thrones puns, jokes, and one-liners. Because if there's anything better than a good joke, it's a bad/cringeworthy one! These are the type of jokes that make dads giddy with delight and everyone else roll their eyes. 

We can't get enough of the Seven Kingdoms, which is why we're not opposed to a few bad Game of Thrones puns and jokes every now and then. Do you know where to take a direwolf to get fixed? How about Jon Snow's best pickup line? What airline do dragons use to get to King's Landing? The answers to all these and many more cringe-worthy puns and punny takes on Game of Thrones quotes are here for your enjoyment.

Which of these silly Game of Thrones puns made you laugh despite your better judgment? Vote up the funniest GoT jokes below before Khaleesi unleashes her dragons on you.
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    2,763 VOTES

    Did You Hear About the Game of Thrones Superheroes?

    Did You Hear About the Game of Thrones Superheroes?
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    2,763 votes
  • 2
    2,234 VOTES

    What's Hodor's Favorite Cereal?

    What's Hodor's Favorite Cereal?
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    2,234 votes
  • 3
    2,356 VOTES

    How About the Fact that Joffrey's Parents Are Siblings?

    How About the Fact that Joffrey's Parents Are Siblings?
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    2,356 votes
  • 4
    2,267 VOTES

    What Do You Call King Joffrey in His Carriage?

    What Do You Call King Joffrey in His Carriage?
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    2,267 votes
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    1,886 VOTES

    What Was Said After the Red Wedding?

    What Was Said After the Red Wedding?
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    1,886 votes
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    1,913 VOTES

    What Is Jon Snow's Best Pickup Line?

    What Is Jon Snow's Best Pickup Line?
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    1,913 votes