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Total Nerd Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit  

Charley Feldman
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List Rules Items you need to improve your gaming experience besides video games.

No matter what, gamers gonna game! But for a gamer to play at peak performance levels, there are certain survival essentials for quests, campaigns, and candy crushes. Every gamer has their own ritual of snacks, and there is no right way to keep you going. If you don’t see the item that will help you beat the boss level, make sure to add it below!

For every person who digs messy snacking like DiGiorno Pizza, Doritos, and Taco Bell, there are those who don’t want to gunk up their controllers (amateurs). But what about sweet treats like Twizzlers, Pop-Tarts, and M&Ms? If normal fuel fails to get you over the late night hump, there’s always Red Bull, Monster, and Startbucks coffee to be the cheat code to alertness. What about the accessories that make gaming experience better from the best gamer lifestyle brands? The best rocker video chairs, headsets, and video glasses like Gunnar Optik are there, if you want to shell out the coins (or rupees).

What do you think should go in a gaming survival kit? What are your gamer must-haves? Vote-up the ones you see here, and make sure to add all the essentials we’ve left out!

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Verizon FiOS is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Reliable Internet Connection Without it, the only one you can yell at is yourself. :(

2
369 54
LG Electronics is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
LED/LCD Screen Consumer electronics - They didn't render so you COULDN'T see every boob bounce in high definition. 

3
64 1
Electricity is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
BriarLynch added Electricity

4
355 77
Water is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Water Hydration is important, people. 

5
115 19
The Goddamn Videogames is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
darkdave1998 added The Goddamn Videogames

6
237 148
Doritos is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Doritos Flavor dust comes from the Nacho Cheese Fairy, and she loves you very much.

7
223 147
Starbucks is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Coffee Coffee and Tea Manufacturing, Coffeehouse, Limited-Service Restaurants - Coffee is for (campaign) closers only. 

8
214 152
Nike, Inc. is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Sweatpants Fashion accessory, Sports equipment, Clothing - It's not giving up, it's giving in to a higher power – plus elastic. 

9
202 149
Nabisco is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Oreo Food processing - It's not a cookie, it's a heart container with cream filling. 

10
197 145
M&Ms is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
M&Ms Won't melt in your hand and then onto your controller like a candy-coated Player 2. 

11
199 149
Beef Jerky is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Beef Jerky You needed it during Oregon Trail, you need it now!

12
196 147
Chips and Salsa is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Chips and Salsa For the picante of battle. 

13
166 138
Totino's Pizza Rolls is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Totino's Pizza Rolls I've never met Mr. Totino, but he does great work in the pizza milieu. 

14
154 143
Skittles is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Skittles Taste the rainbow, drop the rainbow, find the rainbow under cushion, taste the rainbow again when nobody is looking.

The Best Current Sitcoms

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156 157
Taco Bell is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Taco Bell Restaurant, Fast food - Because if you have to leave your home for something, you should make it count.

16
151 151
Popcorn is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Popcorn Relatively healthy snack that you must destroy with butter. 

17
37 8
Pringles is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
o.rosado18 added Pringles How can you not? If its too late to buy pizza, pizza Pringle's can save a life. <3

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Hot Pockets is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Hot Pockets A more substantial snack you barely need hands to eat. 

19
41 15
Steam is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Reilcan Jones added Steam

20
141 143
Pepperidge Farm is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Goldfish Crackers Food processing - Pretend their cute little faces are the faces of your enemy. 

21
143 148
Rocker Video Game Chair is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Rocker Video Game Chair Let there be no mistake when your friends come over that you are a gamer. 

The Greatest Musicians Who Died Before 40

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30 6
Mini Fridge is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
TabithaNewman added Mini Fridge

23
36 14
Mnt Dew is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
o.rosado18 added Mnt Dew Not just Red Code. Every Mnt Dew. <3

24
135 147
Pop-Tarts is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Pop-Tarts It's not a morning-time snack if you never see the morning.

25
142 163
Monster Beverage is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Monster Energy Bottled and Canned Soft Drinks and Carbonated Waters - The energy you need to never blink again during a campaign. 

26
137 163
Mountain Dew Code Red is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Mountain Dew Code Red For lovers of Mountain Dew and the flavor "red."

27
118 137
Astro A Series Headset is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Astro A Series Headset Leave the world and your significant other behind!

28
121 143
DiGiorno Pizza is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
DiGiorno Pizza DiGiorno is named after the Catholic Saint of Mercy and Rising Crust. 

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116 138
Snyder's of Hanover is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Pretzels A conduit for salt and dreams.

30
129 157
Red Bull is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Red Bull It gives you wings AND sprightly bathroom visits. 

31
89 108
Quesadilla is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
jensonbroadbent added Quesadilla

32
110 139
The Hershey Company is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Twizzlers Food, Sugar and Confectionery Product Manufacturing, Chocolate and Cocoa Products - No mess, and they double as a straw for your beverage of choice!

33
146 204
Marijuana is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Marijuana Let's just say, you're not just snacking because there's a "loading screen."

34
126 177
Budweiser Stag Brewing Company is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Beer It's the opposite of an energy drink in all the ways you need. 

35
99 140
Buffalo Wild Wings is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Buffalo Wild Wings Restaurant, Eating and Drinking Places - You only hate yourself AFTER. During, there's blue cheese!

The Greatest Actors & Actresses in Entertainment History

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102 151
Sunflower Seeds is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Sunflower Seeds Nutritional and evidence of your whereabouts. 

37
88 137
Thin Mints is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Thin Mints Get a Steam badge AND a merit badge at the same time!

38
93 152
Nissin Foods is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Instant Soup Food Manufacturing - Time is of the essence, and that essence is MSG.

39
10 15
Oculus Rift is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
TabithaNewman added Oculus Rift

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88 150
Visine is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Visine Because your eyes deserve back-up after staring down the enemy.  

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0 1
Dildo is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
1519446236003 added Dildo For all of your gay porn.

42
23 48
The PC Master Race is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
darkdave1998 added The PC Master Race

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5 19
Ranker Video
chrisboggy added Get Up and Go Caffeinated Smart Cookie

44
4 17
Virtuix Omni is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
TabithaNewman added Virtuix Omni

45
62 156
Gamer Food is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Gamer Food Science is literally playing with our nuts. Now with caffeine! 

46
60 162
Gunnar Optiks is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Gunnar Optiks Proven to reduce glare, strain, and amount of sh*ts given. 

47
57 168
Zig-Zag Rolling Papers is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Zig-Zag Rolling Papers Smoke break one if you've got one. 

48
43 186
Depend Adult Diapers is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Depend Adult Diapers Are you a gamer or not???

49
33 174
Bawls Mints is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
Bawls Mints Freshen your mouth and your brain post-pizza break!

50
20 133
NoDoz is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Essential Products For a Perfect Gamer Survival Kit
LaurencePeery added NoDoz