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All The Ways Gene Simmons Has Made It Hard To Be A KISS Fan

Updated September 9, 2020 37.3k votes 5.4k voters 295.9k views17 items

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Here's one of the most inspiring Gene Simmons stories: KISS was dropped by their first manager in 1973 after he declared their music "the worst crap he ever heard," according to Simmons. Simmons took over as the band's manager, and KISS went from earning $50 for two sets in January 1973 to selling 100 million albums, while Gene became one of the most legendary bassists in rock. 

Simmons rose to the occasion each time KISS faltered and failed. But if you had a dime for each of the offensive things Simmons has said over the years, you'd probably have enough money to file as many trademarks as the rock god (182, if anyone's counting). KISS fans aren't the only ones who have trouble reconciling with Simmons's behavior. His son, Nick Simmons, penned a piece for Vice describing Gene as "full of [crap]."

KISS fans would argue that Simmons's acid tongue and unyielding ego are wholly part of his charm. Is an ego unwarranted after having to fight for every ounce of success, and achieving it to a ludicrous degree, including the sale of ridiculous merchandise? Simmons pushed through bad reviews, years of seeing his peers succumb to drug and alcohol addiction, and more than enough rejections to cause a normal person to give up long before he did. 

For all the offensive Simmons quotes out there, there is something inspiring in his steadfastness and blunt, unfiltered way of saying what he feels. Despite his many offenses, KISS fans manage to somehow look past Simmons's behavior in favor of rock 'n' rolling every night and partying every day. Here are some of the most questionable things Gene Simmons has ever done. 

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    He Tried To Trademark The Devil Horns Hand Gesture

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    If you've been to a metal show, you've definitely seen someone making the devil horns hand gesture Gene Simmons apparently thinks he owns. In 2017, Simmons filed an application with the US Patent and Trademark Office claiming he was the first person to popularize devil horns, during his 1974 Hotter Than Hell tour. John Lennon very clearly made a similar gesture on the cover of The Beatles' Yellow Submarine/Eleanor Rigby single in 1966. It also showed up in various places on Coven's debut album, Witchcraft Destroys Minds & Reaps Souls, in 1969.

    Simmons wanted to trademark the gesture in the realm of "entertainment, namely, live performances by a musical artist" and "personal appearances by a musical artist." In other words, Avril Lavigne, Katy Perry, Justin Bieber, and the leagues of other musically gifted celebs who throw up horns in an odd fan photo would owe Simmons royalties.

    Simmons eventually admitted defeat after being relentlessly teased online, though it should be noted he also said "I regret nothing" about the trademark attempt. “Wake up every morning and let your conscience be your guide,” he commented. So, does he owe Disney royalties now? 

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    He Told Depressed People To End Their Lives

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    Sometimes it feels as if Gene Simmons fundamentally lacks compassion. Fans definitely turned heads when he completely dismissed depression as a mental disorder and told those who suffer from it to end their lives. In a 2016 interview with SongFacts.com, Simmons said:

    For a putz 20-year-old kid to say, 'I'm depressed. I live in Seattle.' [Screw] you, then [end your life]. I never understand, because I always call them on their bluff. I'm the guy who says 'Jump' when there's a guy on top of a building who says, 'That's it, I can't take it anymore. I'm going to jump.' Are you kidding? Why are you announcing it? Shut ... up, have some dignity and jump! You've got the crowd. By the way, you walk up to the same guy on a ledge who threatens to jump and put a gun to his head, 'I'm going to blow your ... head off.' He'll go, 'Please don't.' It's true. He's not that insane.

    Simmons later apologized for the incident after both Triple M and Power 97 threatened to pull all KISS songs from their lineup in protest.

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    His Nu Metal Cover Of Prodigy's 'Fire Starter'

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    He Told NPR Host Terry Gross To Welcome Him 'With Open Legs'

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    In an interview-gone-wrong on NPR's Fresh Air, Gene Simmons made his views about women very clear to host Terry Gross when she broached the subject of his codpiece:

    It holds in my manhood. Otherwise it would be too much for you to take. You'd have to put the book down and confront life. The notion is that if you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs.

    Gross replied by saying Simmons's statement was "an obnoxious thing to say" and asked him if that "shtick" was the only way he could talk to women. Simmons fired back, alleging he's actually quite progressive.

    Is it a shtick when all women have ever wanted ever since we crawled out of caves is, "Why can't a man just tell me the truth and just speak to me plainly?" You can't have it both ways.

    The interview got off to a bad start when Simmons accused Gross of butchering his Israeli name with her "gentile mouth," apparently oblivious of the fact that Gross is also Jewish. Simmons refused to let NPR post the interview online. He later stated he was unhappy with Gross's perceived "holier-than-thou" attitude. 

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