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A list of George Carlin quotes. Here are the best quotes by George Carlin on life, religion, and the human condition. These legendary comedian George Carlin quotations cover the several decades of his career, and include famous quotes from his stand-up specials and his books. These memorable quotations have become part of the collective conscience of George Carlin's contemporaries and will be remembered for generations.

George Carlin was a stand-up comedian, writer, and actor known for his dark humor and thoughts on atheism, psychology, and bad words. His comedic style and illustrious career continues to inspire and influence funny men and women around the world. Carlin died in 2008 at age 71.

Funny quotes from movies, TV, and professional comedians are repeated and shared, uniting fans of different ages, genders, and nationalities. Inspirational quotes from authors, religious leaders, and political figures are cited as words of wisdom, if not printed in history books. The famous last words of everyone from Julius Caesar to Chris Farley are oft quoted as summations of their illustrious lives. The funniest quotes and most famous quotes are words strung together so eloquently and perfectly that audiences can not help but repeat them in everything from speeches to academic papers to Facebook profiles.

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?


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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.


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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.


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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.


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