Total Nerd The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball  

Kellen Perry
304 votes 55 voters 32 items

In December 2016, Vice Sports contributing editor David Roth somehow managed to combine some of the best Star Wars-related writing and baseball-related writing of the year into one glorious piece: "What Are the Most Egregiously George Lucas-Ass Names in Baseball?" The question, as Roth put it, was "robustly engaged," because it turns out there are a ton of baseball players with George Lucas-ass names. A "George Lucas-ass name," according to Roth, is a name that is "overstated and goofy in the same ways that the names George Lucas has given to characters in his Star Wars universe are overstated and goofy." More specifically, it "must sound like the name of a character in a mid-century adventure novel, and it must also have some broad space-age vibes and a general air of arch artificiality."

Baseball players who would fit right in the Star Wars universe include Didi Gregorius (member of the Galactic Senate, for sure), Jett Bandy (a quippy, Han Solo-esque smuggler?), and Sicnarf Loopstok (a Cantina regular, of course). In honor of Roth's amazing observation, we've compiled a few dozen baseball players and managers with Star Wars names. Vote up the ones you think are the most "George Lucas-ass."

list ordered by

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20 2
Sicnarf Loopstok is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Sicnarf Loopstok Cleveland Indians

2
8 0
Jot Goar is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Jot Goar Pittsburgh Pirates, Cincinnati Reds

3
7 0
Yonder Alonso is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Cincinnati Reds, San Diego Padres

4
14 2
Jett Bandy is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Jett Bandy Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

5
15 4
Jabari Blash is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Jabari Blash Seattle Mariners, San Diego Padres

6
6 0
Didi Gregorius is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Cincinnati Reds, Arizona Diamondbacks

7
14 4
Jaff Decker is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Jaff Decker San Diego Padres, Tamba Bay Rays, Pittsburgh Pirates

8
11 2
Eppa Rixey is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Philadelphia Phillies, Cincinnati Reds

9
10 3
Jedd Gyorko is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
San Diego Padres

10
10 3
Touki Toussaint is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Touki Toussaint Arizona Diamondbacks

11
7 2
Boof Bonser is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Minnesota Twins, Minnesota Twins

12
7 2
Mookie Betts is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Boston Red Sox

13
7 2
Storm Throne is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Storm Throne Chicago White Sox

14
5 0
Yu Darvish is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Texas Rangers

15
8 4
Ender Inciarte is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Arizona Diamondbacks, Atlanta Braves

16
7 3
Skye Bolt is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Skye Bolt Washington Nationals, Oakland Athletics

17
5 1
Zip Zabel is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Chicago Cubs

18
7 4
Orlando Calixte is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Orlando Calixte Kansas City Royals

19
7 4
Jurickson Profar is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Texas Rangers

20
5 2
Arismendy Alcantara is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Boston Red Sox, Milwaukee Brewers

21
4 1
Ambiorix Burgos is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Ambiorix Burgos Kansas City Royals

22
8 6
Chasen Shreve is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Chasen Shreve Atlanta Braves, New York Yankees

23
4 2
Callix Crabbe is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Callix Crabbe San Diego Padres

24
8 7
Scooter Gennett is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Milwaukee Brewers

25
4 3
Lyle Overbay is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
New York Yankees, Atlanta Braves, Pittsburgh Pirates

26
3 2
Laynce Nix is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Laynce Nix Philadelphia Phillies, Milwaukee Brewers, Texas Rangers

27
3 2
Ned Yost is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Milwaukee Brewers, Texas Rangers, Montreal Expos

28
2 1
Nook Logan is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Nook Logan Detroit Tigers, Washington Nationals

29
5 5
Logan Ice is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Logan Ice Cleveland Indians

30
1 2
Burke Badenhop is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
Miami Marlins, Tampa Bay Rays, Milwaukee Brewers

31
1 3
Tanyon Sturtze is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
New York Yankees, Los Angeles Dodgers, Chicago Cubs

32
0 3
Boone Logan is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In Baseball
New York Yankees, Atlanta Braves, Colorado Rockies