The Judeo-Christian God is an epic troll. If you grew up Catholic, Protestant or at all Christian, then most of these iterations of this God meme will hit home hard. These are all questions we've asked ourselves, our pastors and our parents that can be answered with the fact that the Judeo-Christian God, as a character, is a mean, troll-like, hypocritical butt-face. Essentially, God is a troll. Enjoy the best of the "Advice God" meme, just in time for the holiday season. This is also known as the douchebag god meme, troll god meme and god is the biggest troll, for those of you who are counting. Enjoy!