God is great...especially on Twitter. Who knew that the Almighty, the Creator of Everything, the One has a razor sharp wit and a sarcastic sense of humor?
Vote up the tweets that are biblical proportions of funny.
He Doesn't Need Verification To Be Happy
I am now both the biggest unverified account on Twitter and the biggest unverified entity in the universe.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 9, 2018Heaven sent?
He Tries His Best
I'm trying to send the zombie apocalypse but the zombies say they'd rather starve.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 9, 2020Heaven sent?
He Tells It As It Is
Eve was the first Karen.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 27, 2020
The one fruit she couldn't have, she had to have.
Talk about entitlement.Heaven sent?
He Understands History
Yeah, but there's a difference between Jesus and the Confederacy, Matt.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 23, 2020
Jesus rose again. https://t.co/vVFxchxdZbHeaven sent?