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Jack Napier
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List Rules Jokes about golf, golfers, and golfing

List of Golf Jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at Golf Jokes from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about Golf Jokes are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to the subject of Golf Jokes, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.

The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!
What is the difference between... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Golf Jokes
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What is the difference between a lost golf ball and the G-spot?


A man will spend 5 minutes looking for the lost golf ball.
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What are the four worst words ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Golf Jokes
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What are the four worst words you could hear during a game of golf?


It's still your turn!
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Do you know why there are 18 h... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Golf Jokes
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Do you know why there are 18 holes on a golf course?


Because that's how long it took the Scots who invented the game to finish their bottle of whiskey!
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I'm hitting the woods just gre... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Golf Jokes
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I'm hitting the woods just great...


But having a terrible time getting out of them!
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