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15 Movies With Great Ideas Ruined By Terrible Execution  

Justin Andress
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List Rules Vote up the movies with wasted potential that most make you want to reach for your Brett Ratner voodoo doll.

What’s your favorite good bad movie? Everyone has one, be it an adaptation that was botched between the page and the screen or a picture with horrible execution that resulted in a ruined premise. The fundamental truth of these movies that failed to deliver but are still loved by some is that they could've been much, much better. 

Hollywood is littered with failed films that should have worked. It seems like every year gifts a handful of awful movies with great ideas, films in which flashes of brilliance are lost in a sea of mediocrity. In the wide world of cinema, there are few things more depressing than movies that could've been great but turned out crap, because you can see the greatness within them, trapped, forever unable to get free. In some ways it's worse than a movie that's terrible in every way, because at least those aren't wasting potential. 

Steel is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 15 Movies With Great Ideas Ruined By Terrible Execution
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In the comics, John Henry Irons puts on a metal suit and goes on a solo quest to rid his streets of super weapons he designed. It's an enthralling undertaking, in which he tries to make up for a sin committed several years earlier. If you're noticing any parallels to Iron Man, the good folks at DC would like you to please ignore that. The character’s initial solo series, which arrived after he tried to be Superman (a matter for another day), was the origin of a new hero who traded on wits and served the little guy. It’s stirring shiznaz.

Then, some dillhole decided to make a movie starring Shaquille O’Neal in the lead, because John Henry Irons is a tall fella, get it? Never mind that casting a slow-talking basketball player as a brilliant scientist is an even sillier concept than casting him as a genieSteel is a mess from start to finish.

O’Neal sucks, his supporting cast (including villain Judd Nelson) is static, and the story is so predictable not even one of the great NBA players of all time, clad in laughable metal armor, can get a rise out of the audience. It’s a seriously terrible movie that’s not even bad enough to be funny.

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The Island of Dr. Moreau... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 15 Movies With Great Ideas Ruined By Terrible Execution
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The 1996 adaptation of HG Wells’s eponymous novel was a behind-the-scenes disaster from day one. Val Kilmer was an impossible egomaniac, Marlon Brando was as eccentric as you might expect (he suggested a final act twist in which it's revealed his character is a dolphin). Kilmer strong-armed producers into casting him in a different role than they initially offered him so he had to work fewer days, then got mad other characters had more lines than him. Brando refused to learn his lines; instead, an assistant read them to him via earpiece.

Add to that background insanity the fact that the manimal costumes used by the extras — some of which were homeless rainforest dwellers, by the way — were really sad, and that visionary underground sci-fi director Richard Stanley, who conceptualized the film and wrote the script, was fired and replaced by dgaf tyrant John Frankenheimer, and you’ve got a sad, limp interpretation of one of Wells’s most thought-provoking novels.

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X-Men: The Last Stand is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 15 Movies With Great Ideas Ruined By Terrible Execution
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There may not be enough time left on Earth to fully explain how great a sin Brett Ratner committed with X-Men: The Last Stand. Following two wonderful installments from Bryan Singer (who was off disappointing fans with Superman Returns), The Last Stand simultaneously mutilates two of the comic world's most acclaimed story lines.

The studio cycled through a number of directors before Ratner finally signed on. Those who turned the role down or left the project include Darren Aronofsky, Joss Whedon, Zack Snyder, and Matthew Vaughn. Yet Ratner can't take full credit for The Last Stand - co-writers Simon Kinberg and Zak Penn deserve equal billing in the credits of this catastrophe. Together, they concocted the idea of blending the Phoenix saga with a story about a cure for mutants.

What could have been two or three movies worth of content was rushed out the door with middling effort and a Michael Bay-like reliance on spectacle-over-character. This  mentality directly contradicts the thoughtful social commentary, philosophical insight, and contained action set pieces.

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Jupiter Ascending is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 15 Movies With Great Ideas Ruined By Terrible Execution
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The writing-directing Wachowski siblings have an undeniably cool sense of scope, and their action scenes are always imaginative. They are great populists and humanists, part of a grand Hollywood tradition that stretches back to Charlie Chaplin. Unfortunately, they also make ultra-weird, unrewarding choices like casting Channing Tatum as some kind of wolf hybrid and Mila Kunis in any role other than acidic bitch (not to say she is one, but she’s awesome at playing them. And only them).

Mix those spectacularly bad choices with world-building that aches for a series, not a stand-alone piece, and a plot that putters by as a result, and not even the stellar action sequences can save this mess, especially when some of the talkier scenes are shot in such awkward, stilted close up it feels like bad television. 

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