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The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History  

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List Rules Eldest child characters in families of at least 3 from TV series

In the TV family hierarchy, the eldest child of the family bears a heavy burden on his or her shoulders. Whether a reluctant role model (Denise Huxtable, The Cosby Show) or the next King of the North (Robb Stark, Game of Thrones), the greatest oldest children in TV history have some essential qualities in common.

The best oldest children in TV history have a rebellious streak. As older brothers and sisters, the first child of the family has a responsibility to his or her siblings to push their parents’ limits to the breaking point. (Even Matt Camden (7th Heaven) sent his parents into fits when he eloped.) When their rebellion backfires – a là Greg Brady (The Brady Bunch) unsuccessfully hiding the school mascot in the attic – they sometimes find their parents will work with them instead of against them.

Of course the greatest oldest children have to cope with darker matter, as well. Protecting one’s mother from his father, the drug kingpin (Walter White, Jr., Breaking Bad), battling an addiction to uppers (Alex P. Keaton, Family Ties), and being Don and Betty Draper’s daughter (Sally Draper, Mad Men), are just a few of the difficult chores these firstborn have had to face.

Finally, the greatest oldest children in TV history – or, many of them – must leave the nest first, creating tearful goodbyes as well as awkward plot devices. Though Modern Family’s Haley Dunphy getting kicked out of college seemed perfectly plausible, other eldest children either saw their screen time evaporate (Haddie Braverman, Parenthood), or simply refused to age at all (Bart Simpson, The Simpsons).
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Alex P. Keaton is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
Family Ties
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Dean Winchester is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
ghost00 added Supernatural, Supernatural The Animation
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Richie Cunningham is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
Happy Days
4
D.J. Tanner is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
Full House, Guest Star Day
5
Piper Halliwell is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
SlashLover added Leo, Charmed
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Bart Simpson is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
The Simpsons, The Tracey Ullman Show
7
John-boy Walton is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
The Waltons
8
Greg Brady is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
The Brady Bunch, The Brady Bunch Hour
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Mary Ingalls is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
Little House on the Prairie
10
Marcia Brady is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
The Brady Bunch, The Brady Kids, The Brady Bunch Hour
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Mike Seaver is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
Growing Pains
12
J.J. Evans is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
Good Times
13
Keith Partridge is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
Keith Partridge The Partridge Family
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Robb Stark is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
Game of Thrones
15
Eric Matthews is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
Girl Meets World, Boy Meets World
16
Denise Huxtable Kendall is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
The Cosby Show
17
Prue Halliwell is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
SlashLover added
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Matt Camden is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
7th Heaven
19
Bridget Hennessy is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
8 Simple Rules
20
Luke Duke is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
crystalbratcher5 added The Dukes of Hazzard
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Bo Duke is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
crystalbratcher5 added The Dukes, The Dukes of Hazzard
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Eddie Winslow is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
Family Matters
23
Kyle Broflovski is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
Tom Islava added South Park
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Theo Huxtable is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
slaft added The Cosby Show
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Dana Foster is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Greatest Oldest Children in TV History
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