Silly The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey  

Amy Boal
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List Rules Things with "grey" in their name that are NOT Christian Grey or 50 Shades of Grey.

Sure, Christian Grey is hot, I guess. And 50 Shades of Grey is a book you can buy (and now a movie you can watch!) if you are in to that sort of thing. But this list isn't about any of that at all. This list is about grey things that are cooler than the man, the book, and the movie. So if you're on the fence about going out to see Fifty Shades of Grey this February, this list may remind you of all the grey things you could be loving on instead. 

Look at "Game of Thrones" for example. So many grey things! There's even a mustard thats name includes the word "grey" (you know the one). While some people love 50 Shades of Grey, I can only assume it's because them momentarily forgot about all these other awesome grey things. Which grey things are the coolest, greyest, and truly the best?

Is it something simple like the color grey? Or is the best grey thing something more thoughtful? Say, the grey matter that makes up your brain? Cast your votes below, but do not, under any circumstances, live your life thinking Christian Grey is the best grey thing. It simply isn't true.

Note: you can also spell it "gray" if you really, really want to. It's okay.
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320 148
Sasha Grey is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

2
197 89
Grey Wolf is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Wolf

3
194 109
Gandalf is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

4
151 95
Grey is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

5
108 73
Grey Whale is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Whale

6
94 63
African Grey Parrot is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
African Grey Parrot

7
107 79
Greyhound is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Greyhound

8
89 79
Lexie Grey is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

9
77 70
Jean Grey is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

10
93 89
Grey's Anatomy is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

11
91 87
Earl Grey tea is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

12
82 79
Meredith Grey is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

13
54 51
Grey Worm is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

14
56 58
Grey Matter is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Matter

15
48 55
Asha Greyjoy is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

16
39 47
Grey Wind is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

17
54 76
Theon Greyjoy is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

18
40 61
Jennifer Grey is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

19
42 66
Grey Goose is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Goose

20
26 45
The Picture of Dorian Gray is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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21
32 58
Grey Poupon is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

22
7 16
The Mist is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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23
28 52
Fenrir Greyback is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

24
19 42
Grey Gargoyle is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

25
17 42
Macy Gray is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey