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The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey 

Amy Boal
Updated March 5, 2020 5.6k votes 1.2k voters 81.6k views 35 items

List Rules Things with "grey" in their name that are NOT Christian Grey or 50 Shades of Grey.

Sure, Christian Grey is hot, I guess. And 50 Shades of Grey is a book you can buy (and now a movie you can watch!) if you are in to that sort of thing. But this list isn't about any of that at all. This list is about grey things that are cooler than the man, the book, and the movie. So if you're on the fence about going out to see Fifty Shades of Grey this February, this list may remind you of all the grey things you could be loving on instead. 

Look at "Game of Thrones" for example. So many grey things! There's even a mustard thats name includes the word "grey" (you know the one). While some people love 50 Shades of Grey, I can only assume it's because them momentarily forgot about all these other awesome grey things. Which grey things are the coolest, greyest, and truly the best?

Is it something simple like the color grey? Or is the best grey thing something more thoughtful? Say, the grey matter that makes up your brain? Cast your votes below, but do not, under any circumstances, live your life thinking Christian Grey is the best grey thing. It simply isn't true.

Note: you can also spell it "gray" if you really, really want to. It's okay.

And if grey is your thing, and you drive a gray car, check out these great nicknames for grey cars.

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Grey Wolf is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Wolf
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Gandalf is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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Grey is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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Grey Whale is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Whale
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African Grey Parrot is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
African Grey Parrot
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Greyhound is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Greyhound
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Earl Grey tea is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Earl Grey tea
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Jean Grey is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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Grey's Anatomy is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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Lexie Grey is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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Grey Matter is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Matter
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Meredith Grey is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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Grey Worm is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Worm
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Yara Greyjoy is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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Grey Goose is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Goose
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Theon Greyjoy is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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Grey Wind is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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The Picture of Dorian Gr... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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Jennifer Grey is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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The Mist is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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Grey Gargoyle is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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Grey Poupon is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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Fenrir Greyback is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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Macy Gray is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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The Grey is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey