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silly The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey  

Amy Boal
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List Rules Things with "grey" in their name that are NOT Christian Grey or 50 Shades of Grey.

Sure, Christian Grey is hot, I guess. And 50 Shades of Grey is a book you can buy (and now a movie you can watch!) if you are in to that sort of thing. But this list isn't about any of that at all. This list is about grey things that are cooler than the man, the book, and the movie. So if you're on the fence about going out to see Fifty Shades of Grey this February, this list may remind you of all the grey things you could be loving on instead. 

Look at "Game of Thrones" for example. So many grey things! There's even a mustard thats name includes the word "grey" (you know the one). While some people love 50 Shades of Grey, I can only assume it's because them momentarily forgot about all these other awesome grey things. Which grey things are the coolest, greyest, and truly the best?

Is it something simple like the color grey? Or is the best grey thing something more thoughtful? Say, the grey matter that makes up your brain? Cast your votes below, but do not, under any circumstances, live your life thinking Christian Grey is the best grey thing. It simply isn't true.

Note: you can also spell it "gray" if you really, really want to. It's okay.
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119 58
Grey Wolf is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Wolf

2
146 83
Sasha Grey is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

3
129 71
Gandalf is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

4
99 61
Grey is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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80 55
Greyhound is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Greyhound

6
63 41
African Grey Parrot is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
African Grey Parrot

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73 53
Grey Whale is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Whale

8
66 60
Grey's Anatomy is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

9
63 58
Earl Grey tea is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

10
56 55
Lexie Grey is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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41 38
Grey Matter is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Matter

12
55 55
Meredith Grey is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

13
32 33
Grey Worm is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

14
46 54
Jean Grey is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

22 Things You Didn't Know About Jean Grey

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27 30
Grey Wind is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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28 34
Asha Greyjoy is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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41 54
Theon Greyjoy is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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32 42
Grey Goose is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Goose

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26 37
Grey Poupon is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

20
26 40
Jennifer Grey is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

21
17 35
The Grey is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

The Best Pumpkin Things

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12 27
Grey Gargoyle is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

23
16 34
The Picture of Dorian Gray is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
carlybobarly added The Picture of Dorian Gray

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17 38
Fenrir Greyback is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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11 30
Macy Gray is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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11 32
Balon Greyjoy is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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9 29
Grey Gardens is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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9 30
The Grey Album is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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7 27
Greyhound Lines is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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6 25
Grey Area is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Area

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8 31
Will Grayson, Will Grayson is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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5 24
Agnes Grey is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

33
6 28
Brad Grey is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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5 28
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carlybobarly added David Gray

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4 28
Joel Grey is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey