Silly The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey  

Amy Boal
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List Rules Things with "grey" in their name that are NOT Christian Grey or 50 Shades of Grey.

Sure, Christian Grey is hot, I guess. And 50 Shades of Grey is a book you can buy (and now a movie you can watch!) if you are in to that sort of thing. But this list isn't about any of that at all. This list is about grey things that are cooler than the man, the book, and the movie. So if you're on the fence about going out to see Fifty Shades of Grey this February, this list may remind you of all the grey things you could be loving on instead. 

Look at "Game of Thrones" for example. So many grey things! There's even a mustard thats name includes the word "grey" (you know the one). While some people love 50 Shades of Grey, I can only assume it's because them momentarily forgot about all these other awesome grey things. Which grey things are the coolest, greyest, and truly the best?

Is it something simple like the color grey? Or is the best grey thing something more thoughtful? Say, the grey matter that makes up your brain? Cast your votes below, but do not, under any circumstances, live your life thinking Christian Grey is the best grey thing. It simply isn't true.

Note: you can also spell it "gray" if you really, really want to. It's okay.
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277 124
Sasha Grey is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

2
181 83
Grey Wolf is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Wolf

3
181 98
Gandalf is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

4
137 85
Grey is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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89 55
African Grey Parrot is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
African Grey Parrot

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100 69
Grey Whale is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Whale

7
102 71
Greyhound is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Greyhound

8
89 77
Grey's Anatomy is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

9
87 78
Earl Grey tea is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

10
78 69
Lexie Grey is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

11
76 68
Meredith Grey is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

12
69 64
Jean Grey is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

13
45 43
Grey Worm is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

14
50 51
Grey Matter is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Matter

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44 47
Asha Greyjoy is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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37 39
Grey Wind is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

17
53 67
Theon Greyjoy is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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37 51
Jennifer Grey is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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40 56
Grey Goose is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Goose

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4 9
The Mist is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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21
30 51
Grey Poupon is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

22
25 45
Fenrir Greyback is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

23
18 36
Grey Gargoyle is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

24
21 42
The Picture of Dorian Gray is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
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16 37
Macy Gray is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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19 44
The Grey is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

27
9 28
Agnes Grey is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

28
12 34
Grey Gardens is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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11 33
Greyhound Lines is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

30
14 39
Balon Greyjoy is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

31
11 35
The Grey Album is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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8 30
Grey Area is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Area

33
9 39
Will Grayson, Will Grayson is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

34
7 35
Brad Grey is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

35
6 36
Joel Grey is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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6 36
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