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Amy Boal
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List Rules Things with "grey" in their name that are NOT Christian Grey or 50 Shades of Grey.

Sure, Christian Grey is hot, I guess. And 50 Shades of Grey is a book you can buy (and now a movie you can watch!) if you are in to that sort of thing. But this list isn't about any of that at all. This list is about grey things that are cooler than the man, the book, and the movie. So if you're on the fence about going out to see Fifty Shades of Grey this February, this list may remind you of all the grey things you could be loving on instead. 

Look at "Game of Thrones" for example. So many grey things! There's even a mustard thats name includes the word "grey" (you know the one). While some people love 50 Shades of Grey, I can only assume it's because them momentarily forgot about all these other awesome grey things. Which grey things are the coolest, greyest, and truly the best?

Is it something simple like the color grey? Or is the best grey thing something more thoughtful? Say, the grey matter that makes up your brain? Cast your votes below, but do not, under any circumstances, live your life thinking Christian Grey is the best grey thing. It simply isn't true.

Note: you can also spell it "gray" if you really, really want to. It's okay.
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Grey Wolf is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Wolf

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119 68
Gandalf is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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128 77
Sasha Grey is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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91 56
Grey is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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75 51
Greyhound is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Greyhound

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69 48
Grey Whale is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Whale

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58 38
African Grey Parrot is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
African Grey Parrot

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63 52
Grey's Anatomy is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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62 53
Earl Grey tea is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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53 50
Lexie Grey is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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51 48
Meredith Grey is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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37 35
Grey Matter is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Matter

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28 29
Grey Worm is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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23 24
Grey Wind is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

The Greatest Characters with No Name

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39 45
Theon Greyjoy is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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42 49
Jean Grey is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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23 29
Asha Greyjoy is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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28 36
Grey Goose is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Goose

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24 32
Grey Poupon is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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23 36
Jennifer Grey is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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16 27
The Picture of Dorian Gray is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
carlybobarly added The Picture of Dorian Gray

Similar Books to 50 Shades of Grey

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16 29
The Grey is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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17 31
Fenrir Greyback is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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11 22
Grey Gargoyle is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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9 23
The Grey Album is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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10 25
Balon Greyjoy is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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10 26
Macy Gray is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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9 26
Grey Gardens is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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6 21
Grey Area is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey
Grey Area

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7 24
Greyhound Lines is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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8 28
Will Grayson, Will Grayson is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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6 25
Brad Grey is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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4 21
Agnes Grey is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey

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5 25
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carlybobarly added David Gray

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4 25
Joel Grey is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Hottest Grey Things That Aren't Christian Grey