18 Dirty Facts About Flying Airlines Don't Want You to Know

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Vote UP the revelations that freak / creep you out. Vote down the ones that you already knew (in your heart).

If you're a frequent flyer, there are two approaches to this list of airline secrets you may or may not want to know: 1. Ignore it and carry on in your blissful ignorance of duct tape holding the wing of your aircraft together while flying. Or 2. Read about the awful things that happen on commercial flights, and go in with the knowledge of how awful the flight you're on really is (but possibly avoid dysentery). There's no option three, so choose wisely, because some of these airline worst practices can't be unseen.

From odd / surprising (hopefully) places you'll find poop on a plane to the things a flight attendant might overlook so they get paid, there are an uncomfortable number of scary things airlines don't want you to know about flying. Culled from the experiences of real pilots, flight attendants, airline staff, ground crew, and TSA officials, these are the reasons logical people are afraid to fly - and even the most seasoned traveler should be at least a bit skeeved out by this list of awful things that happen on planes. 


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    2,192 VOTES

    People Steal the Under-Seat Life Jackets

    People Steal the Under-Seat Life Jackets
    Photo: oriolsalvador / flickr / CC-BY-NC-ND 2.0

    Somewhere, in a Midwest frat house, is the life jacket you should be using in case of emergency.

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    2,192 votes
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    2,339 VOTES

    Guidelines Exist for the Amount of Screws a Plane Is Allowed to Fly Without

    Guidelines Exist for the Amount of Screws a Plane Is Allowed to Fly Without
    Photo: Juanedc / flickr / CC-BY 2.0

    Seems you'd prefer to have zero screws missing, but apparently there's a threshold of acceptable missing screws on the plane.

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    2,339 votes
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    2,212 VOTES

    Some Airline Employees Don't Get Paid Until the Flight's in the Air

    Some Airline Employees Don't Get Paid Until the Flight's in the Air
    Photo: AvgeekJoe / flickr / CC-BY-NC-ND 2.0

    Why is this scary for you? Let's say a pilot, flight attendant, or other airline employee notices something off about the plane (torn carpet, a toilet issue, a possible technical issue) they consider negligible, they may fail to report the condition in case it causes the flight to be substantially delayed or even cancelled. 

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    2,212 votes
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    2,230 VOTES

    Plane Water Is Disgusting And Possibly Poop-Filled

    Plane Water Is Disgusting And Possibly Poop-Filled
    Photo: travisolbrich / flickr / CC-BY-NC 2.0
    A test of tap waters from various airlines, performed by the Wall Street Journal in 2002, found bacteria levels in spigot water to be as much as 100x the allowed limit in the US.
    2,230 votes
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    2,175 VOTES

    If You Use the Oxygen Bags for More Than 15 Minutes, You're Gonna Have a Bad Time

    If You Use the Oxygen Bags for More Than 15 Minutes, You're Gonna Have a Bad Time
    Photo: K. Todd Storch / flickr / CC-BY-NC-ND 2.0

    The oxygen masks on planes only supply 15-20 minutes of oxygen. The theory is that the pilots will descend to a height of normal cabin pressurization as soon as an issue is noted.

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    2,175 votes
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    1,955 VOTES

    Even the Headphones in Wrappers Have Probably Been Used

    Even the Headphones in Wrappers Have Probably Been Used
    Photo: James F Clay / flickr / CC-BY-NC 2.0

    If you don't mind a little bit of sweat, skin flakes, and general ickiness from another passenger, game on.

    1,955 votes