When people wish that men would spend more time on self-care, body hair art wasn't exactly what they had in mind. While amazing pieces of art come from the human body, these shaven spectacles flatter the subjects the same way a pair of Crocs flatters your feet. The laws of landscaping differ greatly from the laws of manscaping, meaning those cat designs would look better on your hedges instead of your human body.
Collected below are examples of why radical haircuts should be for heads only. These dudes took an admirable risk that unfortunately did not pay off and now's your chance to let them know who should have just kept that scruff looking rough.