• Thanksgiving

Animals Who Are Thankful for Nothing

Ah, Thanksgiving; a time to sit around a table full of tasty morsels, and give thanks for the better things in life with those you love. The next time you’re enjoying a thankfulness fest with your friends and family however, if you pause for a moment and look down, you may just feel a chill of bitterness fill the air. You see, the world isn’t always such a warm and friendly place for animals on Thanksgiving.

Below you’ll meet a group of grumpy animals who are more than happy to explain why they're not feeling so thankful this year. These Thanksgiving animals are tired of having to sniff the wafting aroma of a tasty turkey all day, only to be forced to wat as you greedily consume all of it. Here you’ll meet turkeys who hate your incessant yearly cravings for their people, cats who are thankful only for the claws they’ll use to carve you once they finally get out of their pilgrim costumes, and dogs who wonder if it would kill you to drop a crumb every now and then.

So then next time you’re feeling less-than-thankful for having to endure another awkward holiday feast with your in-laws, try perusing this list. You’ll find yourself in good company with these animals who are all out of thankful and don’t plan to stop for refill any time soon.
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    This Guy Is Pissed About His Exclusion from the Invite List

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    This Kitty Can't Even with Your Thanksgiving Photo Ops

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    This Turkey Has No Sympathy for Your Cravings

    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
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    So Close Yet So Far Away

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