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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Movie Quotes 

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Updated August 15, 2019 469 votes 185 voters 13.5k views 9 items

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These are some of the best Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 quotes, so get ready for laughs from the beloved, hilarious Marvel characters. This superhero movie was written and directed by James Gunn based on the comic characters created by Jan Abnett and Andy Lanning and opened theatrically in the United States on May 5, 2017.

In Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, the Guardians, including Peter Quill (Chris Pratt), Gamora (Zoe Saldana), Drax (Dave Bautista) and Rocket (voiced by Bradley Cooper) plus newcomer Baby Groot (voiced by Vin Diesel) are back to save the galaxy once more. While the team guards batteries for Ayesha (Elizabeth Debicki), batteries that Gamora's sister Nebula (Karen Gillan) tries to steal, the Guardians crash land on a planet after a drone attack.

A mysterious man helped the Guardians by destroying the drones and this man, Ego (Kurt Russell), reveals himself to be Peter's father. So not only do the Guardians have to deal with saving the galaxy from enemies once more, Peter also is forced to face some personal feelings about his father, his family history and his love life. 

Vote for your favorite Guardians of the Galaxy 2 lines below and be sure to check out the best quotes from Guardians of the Galaxy, and other MCU faves, like Tony Stark and The Black Widow (aka Natasha Romanoff).

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I am Groot
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Baby Groot: I am Groot.
Yondu: What's that?
Rocket: He says, welcome to the frickin Guardians of the Galaxy! Only he didn't use frickin.

When Rocket and Baby Groot meet Yondu in these Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 movie quotes, Rocket translates Baby Groot's words. Apparently that baby has quite the filthy mouth.

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Anybody Have Any Tape? ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Movie Quotes
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Anybody Have Any Tape?

Rocket: Does anybody have any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button!
Peter Quill: Nobody has any tape!
Rocket: Not a single person has tape?
Peter Quill: You have an atomic bomb in your bag! If anyone is gonna have tape, it's you!
Rocket: I have to do everything!
Peter Quill: You are wasting a lot of time here!
Baby Groot: I am Groot!
Rocket: That's a really bad sign.

Worrying that Baby Groot will mistakenly press the button on the bomb and blow them all up, Rocket seeks tape. While Rocket never finds tape, he does take up Peter Quill's attention, which would be better suited elsewhere.

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Don't Push This Button
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Rocket: The fate of the universe lies on your shoulders. Now whatever you do, don't push this button cause that will set off the bomb immediately and we'll all be dead! Now repeat back what I just said.
Baby Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: No! That is the button that will kill everyone! Try again!
Baby Groot: I am Groot!
Rocket: Uh-huh
Baby Groot: I am Groot!
Rocket: Uh-huh
Baby Groot: I am Groot!
Rocket: No!

Rocket tries his best to explain to Baby Groot just how important that button is in these Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 movie quotes. Considering Baby Groot can only reply with "I am Groot," it's hard to tell if the miniature tree-like kid gets the message.

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That Isn't True at All
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Ayesha: Just who in the hell do you think you are?
Peter Quill: Well...
Ayesha: I see it within you, fear, jealousy, betrayal. It is our duty to cleanse the universe of this weakness. 
Rocket: You know, they told me you people were conceited douchebags but that isn't true at all.
Peter Quill: Dude!
Rocket: What? I'm using my wrong eye. 

To put it nicely, due to Rocket's oblivious comments, the Guardians meeting with Ayesha doesn't exactly go well. Then again, it's not like the meeting was really going to be pleasant anyway.

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