222 voters

Inanimate Objects That Are Basically Guy Fieri

860 votes 222 voters 1.3k views30 items

List RulesVote up the inanimate objects that truly capture the spirit of the man, the myth, the Guy Fieri.

Truly, Guy Fieri is an American, nay, world, nay, universal hero, and he deserves to be celebrated in the highest possible manner – by comparing him to inanimate objects that he shares a moderate resemblance to. This list of things that look like Guy Fieri is full of wigs, guitars, and cars that will make you think the Mayor of Flavortown gifted his spirit to the world, creating so many bangin’ horcruxes that you’ll want to bleach your hair and buy a bowling shirt covered in flames just so you can be closer to God Emperor Fieri.

No one knows just what it is about Guy Fieri, but almost every still frame of the Food Network superstar/frosted tip sex icon is the perfect thing to cure your blues. If Guy Fieri funny pictures were currency then looking at this would make you so wealthy you could buy all the Donkey Sauce in the world and fill an Olympic sized swimming poll with it. Or pay off your student loans.

There’s nothing better than making fun of Guy Fieri. As Anthony Bourdain said, “If you can't tell jokes about Guy Fieri, comedy as we know it is dead." That guy gets it. Chef Fieri is a truly amorphous sunbeam of a man, and soon you’ll be seeing him everywhere you look. These inanimate objects that look like Guy Fieri are so fresh you’ll slap your mama. Vote up the inanimate objects that truly capture Guy Fieri's essence.
  • 1

    Are You Surian You Want to Eat This Durian?

    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    Agree or disagree?
  • 2

    Throw That Bad Boy on the Grill!

    Agree or disagree?
  • 3

    Before There Was Fire, There Was Only Fieri

    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
    Agree or disagree?
  • 4

    Guy Fieri Is Here to Light Your Way to Flavortown

    Photo: flickr / CC0
    Agree or disagree?