The Best Hard Metal Songs On Soft Subjects

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Vote up the metal songs with the softest subjects.

While the metal stereotype of the stoic, grimacing Viking with white face paint shredding and wailing about combat, blood, and loss is undeniably badass, the expectation for only the hardest metal songs paints a reductive picture of the genre as a whole.

Since its evolution from blues and psychedelic rock, metal has taken many forms and expanded in many different directions, with only a few hardline rules: it has to shred, it has to whip ass, and it has to be loud. No one ever said it had to be serious or aggressive. 

Even the genre pioneers knew this. Led Zeppelin had countless tender ballads under its belts by the end of the band's career, Black Sabbath’s first album had a song about a chill and enchanting wizard, and countless metal bands throughout the years were formed entirely for purposes of tomfoolery. 

The main takeaway from this truth is that headbanging potential and softness are not mutually exclusive. Some of the best metal songs are, in fact, about soft subjects. Even if they are not good, they are at least hilarious.


  • 1
    45 VOTES

    'Before The Morning Sun' By Korpiklaani

    Korpiklaani's softness can be largely attributed to their folk roots. The Finnish group spent their first 10 years as Shamaani Duo, a shamanic folk band. They only incorporated thrash metal elements when they assumed their new name, Korpiklaani. 

    On their debut album Spirit of the Forest, frontman Jonne Järvelä might be screaming with urgency, but if you listen closely, he is merely admiring the beauty of elfgirls dancing in a circle as he walks down the forest path at dusk. This appreciation is genuine, as the rest of the album honors nature in similar ways. 
     
    Softest Lyric: 

    Down, in the forest path
    When the night comes closer
    Air's full of magic
    When, elfgirls dancing
    Dancing in the circle
    I watch them from the bushes
    Down, in the forest path

    45 votes
  • 2
    59 VOTES

    'United' By Judas Priest 

    Judas Priest's sixth album, British Steel, was so called because it was heavily inspired by The Beatles, who were decidedly not metal at all. It was recorded in Ringo Starr's home studio, bought from John Lennon. They drew inspiration from Lennon's spiritual presence in the space, and the peacemaking, inspirational subject matter is reflective of Lennon’s own values. 

    Softest Lyric: 

    So, keep it up
    Don't give in
    Make a stand
    We're going to win
    We can do it
    We can do it and if they wanna they can try it
    But they'll never get near
    Then they can get out of here

    59 votes
  • 3
    67 VOTES

    'Amore' By BABYMETAL

    Many of the bands on this list are comprised of grizzly, growling dudes with a surprising capacity for softness. BABYMETAL is the exact opposite: a trio of Japanese idol archetypes performing a kawaii heavy metal fusion. Do not let their looks deceive you - BABYMETAL is shockingly aggro.

    "Amore," from the group's second album METAL RESISTANCE, emphasizes this dichotomy especially well. The first minute of the song has the vocals and instrumentation of an average radio J-pop song, only to unleash a face-melting power metal riff for the refrain. The subject matter deals with the concept of love powerful enough to fill the sky, break through clouds, and save the Earth.

    Softest lyric: 

    Let the words of love resound into the night sky.
    Let them bring Amore to outer space.
    Breaking through gloomy rain clouds,
    one keeps running for 24 hours.
    One is destined to keep running.
    Let love save the Earth.

    67 votes
  • 4
    42 VOTES

    'Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle' By Dethklok

    In the pilot episode of Metalocalypse, Dethklok endorses "Duncan Hills Coffee" and writes and performs a jingle for the brand. Fans had to sign a waiver in order to attend the Arctic Circle performance of the Duncan Hills jingle. 

    While the subject matter of coffee and its enjoyment is rather provincial and mundane, the high mortality rate at the performance may detract from the softness of this particular song.

    Softest Lyric: 

    Prepare for ultimate flavor
    You're gonna get some. Now!
    And scream. for your cream!
    DUNCAN HILLS
    DUNCAN HILLS
    DUNCAN HILLS
    COFFEE

    42 votes
  • 'The Field' By RAGANA
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    5
    32 VOTES

    'The Field' By RAGANA

    Hailing from Olympia, WA, witchy black metal duo RAGANA have distilled beauty mixed with ear-shattering rumble into its pure essence. While the emotional tone of many RAGANA songs veer toward anger and deep melancholy, "The Field," from 2015 album Wash Away, offers a more hopeful tone.

    While the poetic elements of the song are not concrete enough to suggest any explicit meaning, the song alludes to a past traumatic event and invokes themes of light, growth, and purity.

    Softest lyric: 

    golden, the light was golden, gold and pouring, now we're safe. 
    some veil is dissolving and light shines from your face. 
    now only artemisia will grow in that place - 
    bitter and pure as the promise we made. 
    my old and secret kingdom has lost its boundary - 
    "broad is the road that leads to death, and thousands walk together there." 
    and now the field is open, the field is open, the field is opening. 
    the field is open, the field is open, i see it opening.

    32 votes
  • 6
    66 VOTES

    'Proud to Be Loud' By Pantera

    Pantera made a proud and loud proclamation on their groovy 1988 album, Power Metal. While “Proud To Be Loud” does not take any specific stance on a particular issue, listeners can infer that Phil Anselmo was not afraid to verbalize and live by his opinions, and he viewed this as an example of his own inner fortitude. He is not concerned about what outside parties think, as they are equally entitled to their own opinions. Rather than verbalizing the sentiment aggressively, Anselmo takes an uplifting tone.

    Softest Lyric: 

    Well I've always believed 
    In freedom of speech 
    And I've always been the one 
    Who practiced what I preached 
    Love it or leave it
    But it'll snow in hell 
    Before I lower my voice

    66 votes