A Redditor Completely Unfamiliar With The Wizarding World Answers Questions About 'Harry Potter'

"I know nothing about Harry Potter, ask me anything"

Over on the subreddit r/HarryPotter, redditor u/GetExpunged made the following post: 

I have not read the books nor seen the movies, as far as my knowledge goes, I know Harry is a wizard and i know who Dumbledore is. I will make up answers.

As a result, redditors asked the dozens of questions and the answers were pretty hilarious. Here is a small sampling of that hilarity. Please enjoy. 

 


  • What Are The 3 Unforgivable Curses And What Do They Do?

    Answered by u/GetExpunged:

    1. Turns someone to a frog

    2. Make them eat worms

    3. Kill them

    From Redditor u/geek_of_nature:

    1.5/3. Not bad.

    From Redditor u/Moki_4200:

    What is the half point for?

    From Redditor u/CerealKid21:

    "Make them" eat worms is an (oddly) specific case of the Imperious Curse.

    From Redditor u/geek_of_nature:

    Correct. Five points to whatever your house is.

  • What Does Floo Powder Do?

    Answered by u/GetExpunged:

    It makes someone sneeze uncontrollably.

    From Redditor u/potatoleopard:

    I mean it does if you're Harry.

  • What Was The Prophecy Regarding Harry And Voldemort?

    Answered by u/GetExpunged:

    Harry is going to steal Voldemort’s crown and throne.

    From Redditor u/modernalien:

    Spot on, in an abstract sense.

    From Redditor u/holdingahumanhead:

    AND in a literal one. He DID steal his crown...Ravenclaw’s diadem. Poor Voldy.

  • What Is A Patronus And What Does It Do?

    Answered by u/GetExpunged:

    It’s your patron and supplies you with money.

  • What Does Mad-Eye Moody Do For A Living?

    Answered by u/GetExpunged:

    He makes robotic parts and sells them.

    From Redditor u/blazermega:

    This actually sounds canon for some reason.

  • Who Is Dobby And What Happens To Him?

    Answered by u/GetExpunged:

    He is Harry’s pet dog and he gets killed by Voldemort.

    From Redditor u/modernalien:

    Close enough. 

    From Redditor u/jaydeflaux:

    This was the most correct wrong answer I've ever heard.