A Redditor Completely Unfamiliar With The Wizarding World Answers Questions About 'Harry Potter'
"I know nothing about Harry Potter, ask me anything"
Over on the subreddit r/HarryPotter, redditor u/GetExpunged made the following post:
I have not read the books nor seen the movies, as far as my knowledge goes, I know Harry is a wizard and i know who Dumbledore is. I will make up answers.
As a result, redditors asked the dozens of questions and the answers were pretty hilarious. Here is a small sampling of that hilarity. Please enjoy.
What Are The 3 Unforgivable Curses And What Do They Do?
Answered by u/GetExpunged:
1. Turns someone to a frog
2. Make them eat worms
3. Kill them
From Redditor u/geek_of_nature:
1.5/3. Not bad.
From Redditor u/Moki_4200:
What is the half point for?
From Redditor u/CerealKid21:
"Make them" eat worms is an (oddly) specific case of the Imperious Curse.
From Redditor u/geek_of_nature:
Correct. Five points to whatever your house is.
What Does Floo Powder Do?
Answered by u/GetExpunged:
It makes someone sneeze uncontrollably.
From Redditor u/potatoleopard:
I mean it does if you're Harry.
What Was The Prophecy Regarding Harry And Voldemort?
Answered by u/GetExpunged:
Harry is going to steal Voldemort’s crown and throne.
From Redditor u/modernalien:
Spot on, in an abstract sense.
From Redditor u/holdingahumanhead:
AND in a literal one. He DID steal his crown...Ravenclaw’s diadem. Poor Voldy.
What Is A Patronus And What Does It Do?
Answered by u/GetExpunged:
It’s your patron and supplies you with money.
What Does Mad-Eye Moody Do For A Living?
Answered by u/GetExpunged:
He makes robotic parts and sells them.
From Redditor u/blazermega:
This actually sounds canon for some reason.
Who Is Dobby And What Happens To Him?
Answered by u/GetExpunged:
He is Harry’s pet dog and he gets killed by Voldemort.
From Redditor u/modernalien:
Close enough.
From Redditor u/jaydeflaux:
This was the most correct wrong answer I've ever heard.