Saturday morning cartoons. The staple of my childhood. But there was a stink in the flower field... and these characters were responsible. Even as a kid, they made my teeth clench.
Ah, there you are Shark-Jumper. There are a lot of characters on this list that fit the 'Poochy' criteria, but Scrappy Doo might be the worst of them all. Remember when you used to love Scooby Doo? Remember when they added this little shithead? Remember how you could not bear to watch that show for even one second more after that?
Burn in hell, Scrappy.
Oh god, did I hate this monkey.
Look, I know the Superfriends was no quality show... but I wanted to watch the Superheroes be superhero-y. I did NOT want to watch the stupid monkey get into trouble and do "funny" things. And yet, somehow... every single episode, there he was with his single working brain cell... doing stupid things that got in the way of Justice League business. I have no idea why Superman never picked this little f**ker up and tossed him into the sun.
"Snarf, snarf" I have a deep, abiding hatred for all 'comic relief' characters designed only to be 'relatable' and 'cute' and dumb. Always dumb. Apparently dumb = funny?
Look, I never even liked The Flintstones. At all. But I was a slave to cartoons when I was a kid. If they were on, I was compelled to watch. I loathed all the characters and that ONE JOKE they had over and over and over about the prehistoric wildlife that had lives of forced labor running all the various "prehistoric" "appliances".
Ha. Haha. So hilarious.
And when the audience FINALLY grew weary of that one stupid joke they were like, let's bring in the green alien! That'll fix it!
Just look at him. Need I explain?
How great was it to have a group of cool space-warriors?
Apparently not great enough. Because why else would you need comic relief in the form of an idiot robot?
Another brain-deficient sidekick that ruined a decent superhero. Why can't we just have crimefighting? Why does it have to be "funny"? Why?!!
The innocent act. Tweety is probably the least stupid character on this list, so that gives him something. But he was really was an asshole with long eyelashes.
Guh. This guy falls into the same category as Jabberjaw. See above. Also... nice outfit.
I guess Gleep wasn't terrible. He was ocassionally useful, which is more than you can say about any of the others on this list. But as far as character goes... he's a blob that does next to nothing.
I think I just REALLY hated his voice. And probably his character, too. So much.