Holidays

31 Christmas Songs Perfect For A Headbanging Holiday 

Terrance W. Pryor
Updated December 18, 2019 116 votes 28 voters 31 items

List Rules Vote up the Christmas songs that make you want to thrash around the fireplace.

Pop songs might be the standard for malls around the holidays, but there's nothing wrong with loud guitars. Whether you're into heavy metalhard rock, or punk rock, there are plenty of Christmas tunes to fit your needs. These songs are ideal for some headbanging fun with friends and family around the Christmas tree. Let's hope Santa Claus doesn't jump down the chimney to start a mosh pit.

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "There's lights on the trees and there's wreaths to be hung, there's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "I know it from the start 'cause Christmas ain't the time for breaking each other's heart"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas, you know where to stick those jingle bells"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "I want the woman in red with bow in my bed"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "And then we’re gonna break all the toys, and then we’re gonna make some noise"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "There's no presents, not this Christmas"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "Everybody wants to be good at Christmas 'cause nobody wants to be dragged by the Krampus"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "For just one day there's peace in the world we wish would last forever"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me a tattoo of Ozzy!"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "There'll be no Father Christmas 'cause it's Evil's holiday"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "Black Xmas, Devils Eve, The whispers in the breeze"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "The stockings are hung but who cares, preserved for those no longer there"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "Life goes on, but Christmas is nowhere to be found"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "Darkest carols, faithful sing, glory to the metal kings"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "The wise and meek had traveled with gifts of offering, but what could they give to the King of Kings?"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins, but Oi to the world and everybody wins"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "If you don't wanna get beat down, just leave the presents and then leave me alone"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "Did you expect that I would believe the tale you told last Xmas eve, about the man that man is fat and round, delivers gifts without a sound"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "Maybe somebody broke and took away all the gifts for me, why did they go to all the trouble then to take my gift only?"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "When there's no more time, the end is near, I hope to see you here"

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Hardcore Holiday Lyric: "You said protect me and you left me on Christmas Eve"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "Santa's got a mullet, he's bringing gifts for you and me"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "Christmas vacation, you took a vacation from me"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "Don't forget your Christmas cheer 'cause Santa's going to die this year"

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Hardest Holiday Lyric: "No stockings stuffed, no goose in oven, no mistletoe, no Santa's coming"