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Which 'Hey Arnold!' Character Are You According To Your Zodiac Sign?

The '90s were a barrage of colorful cartoons, but none touched the neurotic and hormonal hearts of public school kids quite like Hey Arnold! did. Whether you find yourself sharing Helga Pataki's strange, romantic obsessions or slinging around Stinky Peterson's creative catchphrases, any Nickelodeon nerd can relate to the witty and weird personality types featured on Hey Arnold!. Though the TV show did a great job at landscaping how depressing life can be growing up, especially in a city, it delivered its surreal series with such imagination and charm that it has solidified its name in the brains of viewers everywhere.

If you've ever wondered which Hey Arnold! character you most resemble, the stars can provide a perfectly stellar explanation to all of your pop-culture ponderings. Going beyond the boundaries of network television, the Hey Arnold! zodiac pairs each character with a sign, shedding light on the reasons why you feel like a zany cartoon character all of the time.

  • Aries (March 21 - April 19): Helga G. Pataki

    Helga Pataki is a hot-headed blonde who is head over heels for Arnold. Aries is the leader of the zodiac, so it only makes sense that they also have to be the leaders of everything else in life. This celestial Ram is bossy, stubborn, and super sassy.

    However, beneath all that fire-fueled temperment is a soul filled with determination and passion.

  • Taurus is a cosmic Bull who loves to indulge in all the finer things that life has to offer. From shiny objects to rich food, a Taurus simply can't get enough of these grand goods!

    Harold Berman shares the same stubborn personality and reckless persistance as this springtime-born zodiac sign.

  • Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Thaddeus 'Curly' Gammelthorpe

    Geminis carry a dual personality inside of them, and so does Hey Arnold!'s Thaddeus Gammelthorpe, AKA Curly, who lives his life as if he could snap at any moment. Who knew a fourth grader could have so much on his mind?

    It's just like a Gemini to appear restless, two-faced, and totally distracted.

  • Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Sid

    While Sid is super chill most of the time, he's also paranoid and guarded. Not all Cancers will go as far as to believe that they offed their school principal via voodoo, but being distrustful and skeptical of others is a natural part of being a Cancer.

    After all, if this stellar Crab didn't have its hard outer shell, its soft and emotional insides would be completely exposed.