Makeup junkies hear all kinds of rude things about their makeup. Many men and women don't understand the artistry that is required for accurate buffing, blending, and baking. And when people don't understand they tend to criticize or offer compliments that are really just condescending.
Fortunately, there is a place you can go when you're feeling attacked for your banging brow game or serious highlighter skills: Twitter. Yes, Twitter is the place MUAs go to vent. They share hilarious secrets about makeup, and only the truly beauty addicts will appreciate the humorous tell-alls. Make sure you're wearing waterproof mascara before you read on.
You Have To Prioritize When It Comes To Makeup
i'll drop 200 dollars on makeup without hesitation but i won't buy a $19.99 shirt bc it's "too expensive"— jen (@bhadbhaldie) January 22, 2016
Good Witches Wear Dark Lipstick
im wearing dark lipstick & a little girl in the donut line with me just asked her mom if she could "say hi to the good witch" & then waved— blog's plan (@christinefriar) May 21, 2016
There's Always One Eyebrow That Just Isn't Doing So Well In Life
Right eyebrow:— grace (@gracezylstra) January 25, 2016
Goes to the gym, productive, has a nice life
has a beer gut and watches family guy in his trailer
Some Men Should Just Stop Mentioning Makeup All Together
The Venn diagram of men who say women take too long to get ready and men who ask if you're sick when you're not wearing makeup is a circle.— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) November 20, 2014