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Hilarious McCain-isms: Funny John Mccain Quotes

Updated June 8, 2017 776 votes 30 voters 8.9k views
Read a collection of John McCain-isms and dumb quotes from Republican presidential candidate John McCain. Quotes from John McCain are a mixed bag, sometimes the man is eloquent and sometimes you have no idea what just happened, based on the gaffe that just occurred. John McCain has been a senator for the state of Arizona for many years. But for the past two presidential election cycles, he'd been getting stranger and stranger.
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    I am prepared. I am prepared. I need no on-the-job training.

    "I have had a strong and a long relationship on national security, I've been involved in every national crisis that this nation has faced since Beirut, I understand the issues, I understand and appreciate the enormity of the challenge we face from radical Islamic extremism. I am prepared. I am prepared. I need no on-the-job training. I wasn't a mayor for a short period of time. I wasn't a governor for a short period of time."

    Explaining at an Oct. 2007 debate why Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney are not qualified to be president
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    I didn't have a kitchen table, I didn't have a table...

    "Could I just mention to you, Jay, that in a moment of seriousness I spent five and a half years in a prison cell. I didn't have a house, I didn't have a kitchen table, I didn't have a table, I didn't have a chair."

    Once again playing the POW card to deflect a question from Jay Leno about how many houses he owns, "Tonight Show" interview, Aug. 25, 2008
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    Sure. Technically, I don't know.

    "Sure. Technically, I don't know."

    Asked if the U.S. is in a recession, "60 Minutes" interview, Sept. 21, 2008
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    This is the agenda I have set before my fellow prisoners.

    "Across this country this is the agenda I have set before my fellow prisoners. And the same standards of clarity and candor must now be applied to my opponent."

    Bethlehem, Penn., Oct. 8, 2008
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