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Politics What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the craziest, ridiculous things Hillary Clinton will say in the 3rd presidential debate.

Throughout this tire fire of an election cycle, Hillary Clinton has looked like the CEO of Toastmasters compared to Donald Trump, but when you focus on the things she says, and more importantly, how she says them you begin to notice that sometimes she sounds just as weird as her opponent. She rambles, makes bad jokes, and worse puns. And now that we’re staring at the finish line of the election, what kinds of crazy things will Hillary Clinton will say in the debate now that she has a strong lead? Can she say something so weird it will cost her the election?

For the third debate of the 2016 Presidential election, the good money is on both candidates playing to their bases, and that means you can expect a lot of pandering from Clinton. But if she spends all of her time on the mic trying to rouse snake people from their iPhones, will Clinton win the presidential debate? Should she focus on global warming, or the Iran nuclear conflict? Should she hammer home the ideological differences between her and Trump? Or should she just say “Billy Bush” before dropping the mic and leaving Trump with 89 minutes of air time to fill? You can lets us know when you vote on the craziest, ridiculous things Hillary Clinton will say in the third presidential debate. 

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It's Time to Go Back to the Lo... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
It's Time to Go Back to the Locker Room, Donald

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What's an Email? is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
What's an Email?

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Should We Just Vote Now? is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
Should We Just Vote Now?

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I Don't Know Where Wikilea... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
I Don't Know Where Wikileaks Is, But When I'm Elected President We're Going to War with Them

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So What If I Received Money fr... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
So What If I Received Money from Foreign Donors? Pantsuits Aren't Cheap!

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I Could Explain the Ins and Ou... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
I Could Explain the Ins and Outs of the Iran Nuclear Deal to You, But Instead I've Prepared a Poem

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Now That I'm Thinking Abou... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
Now That I'm Thinking About It, Men Should Be Paid Less Than Women

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Bill, Start Picking the China ... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
Bill, Start Picking the China Patterns

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When I Win This Thing Me and R... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
When I Win This Thing Me and Ruth Bader Ginsburg Are Going to Get Drunk AF

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After I'm Elected President We... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
After I'm Elected President We're Going to Open the Borders for One Week

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If I'm Elected President I'll ... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
If I'm Elected President I'll Fly to Russia and Personally Arm Wrestle Vladmir Putin

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Come on Folks, Help Me Trump T... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
Come on Folks, Help Me Trump Trump

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Do I Want to Be President? Yas... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
Do I Want to Be President? Yas Queen!

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Who Likes Coal Miners Anyway? is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
Who Likes Coal Miners Anyway?

The Funniest Hillary Clinton Parodies

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The Next Person That Hacks My ... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
The Next Person That Hacks My Email Gets Their Face Hacked

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What? Of Course I Still Love B... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
What? Of Course I Still Love Bill

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I've Never Grabbed Anyone ... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
I've Never Grabbed Anyone by the Anything

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Get Ready to Throw Your Guns i... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
Get Ready to Throw Your Guns in the Trash on January 1st

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I Wish Anderson Cooper Were He... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
I Wish Anderson Cooper Were Here

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Four Words: Oprah, Secretary o... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
Four Words: Oprah, Secretary of State

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I Wish I Could Write an Email ... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
I Wish I Could Write an Email About This Guy, AMIRITE?

The Easiest Language to Learn

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Ladies, Are You Really Going t... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
Ladies, Are You Really Going to Vote for an Orange Pervert Over Me?

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Here's My Plan to Bolster the ... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
Here's My Plan to Bolster the Economy: New Adele Records Every Six Months

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If Elected, I Will Not Hesitat... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
If Elected, I Will Not Hesitate to Appoint Clones of Sonia Sotomayor to the Supreme Court

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True or False: You're Full of ... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
True or False: You're Full of Excuses

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My Name Is Hillary and I'm... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
My Name Is Hillary and I'm Here to Say, I Want to Be President in an Old School Way

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North Korea Is a Hologram, The... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
North Korea Is a Hologram, There I Said It

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Screw the Vote, Let's Have... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
Screw the Vote, Let's Have a Push Up Contest to See Who Should Be President

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Here's the Trick to Solving Gl... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
Here's the Trick to Solving Global Warming: Quartz

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Everyone Who Votes for Me Gets... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list What Will Hillary Clinton Say at the 3rd Presidential Debate?
Everyone Who Votes for Me Gets a Free NPR Tote