Lifestyle Hipster Foods That We're Not Sure How To Eat  

Jacob Shelton
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In the last few years, hipsters have created a foodie lifestyle that's all about eating the most ridiculous thing they can find at a restaurant or cook up on their own. If it can be deep fried, frozen with liquid nitrogen, or infused with cheap beer, hipsters and other pretentious folks will eat it.

The artery-clogging food on this list goes way, way beyond anything that normal human being would eat. Honestly, a lot of the food seems like it belongs next to deep fried fair food meant for people in the flyover states. How would hipper-than-hip hipsters on the coasts react if they knew they were eating basically the same thing that an accountant in Ohio chows down on? Admittedly, a lot of the eats on this list seem tasty, but we don’t have the slightest idea of how we would even begin to nosh on them. This is hipster food at it’s most ridiculous.

We’re not monsters, we would definitely eat all of the food on this list (except for maybe the wedding cake – it depends if there’s an open bar), we just have to point out the absurdity of the culture surrounding food that’s either an expensive version of what you can make for yourself or some kind of mishmash of ingredients and ideas that were better left in whatever nightmare they sprang from.

Vote on the most food that has the most pretentious, hipster vibe, then take to the comments to tell us about how you were eating PBR chicken sandwiches before it was cool.
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Bacon Wrapped Mozzarella Stuffed Cheeseburger with Grilled Cheese Buns

Bacon Wrapped Mozzarella Stuff... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Hipster Foods That We're Not Sure How To Eat
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How is this for the most annoying hipster cliche you've ever heard? A retired sneaker collector (because that's a thing you can retire from) and foodie cooks up horrific, artery-clogging foods like this bacon wrapped mozzarella stuffed cheeseburger with grilled cheese buns (he claims he didn't have any bread, but don't you need bread to make a grilled cheese sandwich? We call so much bullsh***). We assume he'll have a cookbook of his terrible recipes endorsed by Tumblr within the week. 
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Pizza Burger Mozzarella Stick

Pizza Burger Mozzarella Stick is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Hipster Foods That We're Not Sure How To Eat
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Did you feel that the snack you brought to the last movie in the park was lacking? Were the laughingstock of the fixed gear riders? May we suggest this pizza burger mozzarella stick for your next outing? We know you're too cool to be seen eating regular mozzarella sticks as appetizers like a normal human, but with this death wish of a meal, you'll be the envy of all those who see you in your last moments alive. 
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Milk and Honey

Milk and Honey is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Hipster Foods That We're Not Sure How To Eat
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At Eleven Madison Park in New York, they're whipping together a desert creation made of milk sorbet with a honey center, dehydrated milk foam, and milk snow. We have so many questions:

- Do we eat it or put it in a museum?
- How many food bloggers did it take to wish this into existence?
- What is milk snow? Is it made from a snow cow?
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Cheese Stuffed Tater Tot

Cheese Stuffed Tater Tot is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Hipster Foods That We're Not Sure How To Eat
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Hipsters love to pretend like they're still six years old, and what did you love when you were six? Duh, tater tots. You can find these hipster nightmares in Chicago, where they're made by "dad-bod chef" Tym Bussanich. 
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