The Funniest Hipster Jokes

Voting Rules
Vote up any funny joke about hipsters

Jokes about hipster are so passé, Or they’re cool again? It’s hard to tell with those impossibly skinny, scarf wearing, leather jacket wearing scenesters. But at least hipsters are really easy to make fun of. So, check out these funny hipster jokes. Jokes about hipsters... not jokes that hipsters tell. Well, maybe they do.

Whether they’re standing in an endless line for the perfect cup of coffee, or scavenging at a pop up shop for vintage vinyl, hipsters seem to be everywhere these days. Before you know it, hipsters are going to be moving in next door, and setting up a commune made of tree houses and raw denim. The only way to truly combat the hipster menace is to make jokes at their expense. The jokes about hipsters on this list cover everything from 180 gram vinyl, to food trucks, and chillwave. 

Vote on your favorite joke about hipsters and hipster puns! Or you know, don’t . It’s whatever.

  • 1
    336 VOTES

    Why Did The Hipster Burn His Tongue?

    Why Did The Hipster Burn His Tongue?
    Photo: Christopher Michel / Flickr
    Because he ate his food before it was cool. 
    336 votes
  • 2
    379 VOTES

    How Do You Drown A Hipster?

    How Do You Drown A Hipster?
    Photo: Christopher Michel / Flickr
    In the mainstream.
     
    379 votes
  • 3
    254 VOTES

    Why Do Hipsters Love Using The Subway?

    Why Do Hipsters Love Using The Subway?
    Photo: d26b73 / Flickr
    Because it's so underground!
    254 votes
  • 4
    215 VOTES

    Who Was The First Hipster?

    Who Was The First Hipster?
    Photo: h3idi.harman / Flickr
    You've probably never heard of him.
    215 votes
  • 5
    244 VOTES

    Why Do Hipsters Only Use The Microwave?

    Why Do Hipsters Only Use The Microwave?
    Photo: Chris Kelly / Flickr

    They don’t like conventional ovens. 

    244 votes
  • 6
    280 VOTES

    Two Hipsters Walk Into A Bar

    Two Hipsters Walk Into A Bar
    Photo: Peter Clark / Flickr
    The first did it before it was cool, and the second did it ironically. 
    280 votes