hipsters The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won't Get Them.  

Jack Napier
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Jokes about hipster are so passé, Or they’re cool again? It’s hard to tell with those impossibly skinny, scarf wearing, leather jacket wearing scenesters. But at least hipsters are really easy to make fun of. So, check out these funny hipster jokes. Jokes about hipsters... not jokes that hipsters tell. Well, maybe they do.

Whether they’re standing in an endless line for the perfect cup of coffee, or scavenging at a pop up shop for vintage vinyl, hipsters seem to be everywhere these days. Before you know it, hipsters are going to be moving in next door, and setting up a commune made of tree houses and raw denim. The only way to truly combat the hipster menace is to make jokes at their expense. The jokes about hipsters on this list cover everything from 180 gram vinyl, to food trucks, and chillwave. 

Vote on your favorite joke about hipsters and hipster puns! Or you know, don’t . It’s whatever.
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How Do You Drown A Hipster?


How Do You Drown A Hipster? is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won't Get Them.
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In the mainstream.
 
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Why Did The Hipster Burn His Tongue?


Why Did The Hipster Burn His T... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won't Get Them.
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Because he ate his food before it was cool. 
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Two Hipsters Walk Into A Bar


Two Hipsters Walk Into A Bar is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won't Get Them.
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The first did it before it was cool, and the second did it ironically. 
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Why Do Hipsters Only Use The Microwave?


Why Do Hipsters Only Use The M... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won't Get Them.
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They don’t like conventional ovens. 

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