Weird History

10 Gross Things People From History Actually Wiped With Before Toilet Paper

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Vote up the least pleasant and least hygienic methods of wiping after going number two.

Americans love toilet paper. The United States spends $6 billion a year on it—more than any other country in the world. The average Joe uses 23.6 rolls a year. But we haven't always been wiping this way. 

While the first reference to using paper for hygienic purposes dates back to 6th century China, modern toilet paper wasn't invented until the end of the 19th century. Even then, it took a few decades for manufacturers to get the splinters out. It wasn't until around the 1930s that toilet paper gained mass appeal. And in many areas of the world, people still don't use it. 

And, perhaps this is better left unsaid, but humans have always been defecating. So the question naturally arises: before toilet paper, what did people wipe with?

Fair warning: the history of wiping is unsanitary, full of sharp edges, and will probably change the way you look at corn.