Winter Sports The Funniest Hockey Team Names Ever  

Lauren Slocum
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Is your team ready to hit the ice? Are you waiting to drop the puck because you can't think of any good hockey team names? This list of funny hockey team names will have you lacing up your skates in no time. Whether you're playing ice hockey or roller hockey, this list of the best hockey team names should have a little something for everyone, so you can start the season off right. 

What makes a good hockey team name, anyway? A name can be based off of a mascot or a city, or it can be a clever bit of wordplay. Why not have a little creative fun with team names? Sports puns can be beautiful, and hockey is particularly punny - there are sticks, pucks, sweaty men, fights, Zambonis, and plenty of broken teeth and concussions. So in this list you'll find a whole lot of funny hockey team names because we simply couldn't resist. 

So which are the best hockey team names on the ice? Vote up the team names you like the most, and if you have any amazing hockey team names riding the bench, add them to the list! 
list ordered by

1
459 556
Fussy Puckers

2
327 411
The Mighty Pucks

3
275 381
Zero Pucks Given

4
269 400
Shootin' Blanks

5
230 359
Zambronies

6
149 263
Chicks with Sticks

7
183 330
jess-hart added Bad Motherpuckers

8
38 67
Jim shorts added Shut Your 5-Hole

9
138 263
Men with Wood

10
104 202
The Knuckle Pucks

11
137 269
Ugly Pucklings

12
94 187
Brawlers

13
147 290
Pucked Up

14
103 212
Power Players

15
70 148
msous1 added Beasts

16
20 49
Jim shorts added Shut Your 5-Hole

17
85 180
Rink Masters

18
65 140
Puck Daddys

19
80 172
Who Needs Teeth

20
75 162
Quick with the Stick

21
53 118
Beer Me

22
18 48
Zach Dobrick added MIGHTY DRUNKS

23
45 105
KyleBonnell added Stanley Steamers

24
59 137
Hit or Miss

25
40 98
msous1 added Your Mom