Winter Sports The Funniest Hockey Team Names Ever  

Lauren Slocum
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Is your team ready to hit the ice? Are you waiting to drop the puck because you can't think of any good hockey team names? This list of funny hockey team names will have you lacing up your skates in no time. Whether you're playing ice hockey or roller hockey, this list of the best hockey team names should have a little something for everyone, so you can start the season off right. 

What makes a good hockey team name, anyway? A name can be based off of a mascot or a city, or it can be a clever bit of wordplay. Why not have a little creative fun with team names? Sports puns can be beautiful, and hockey is particularly punny - there are sticks, pucks, sweaty men, fights, Zambonis, and plenty of broken teeth and concussions. So in this list you'll find a whole lot of funny hockey team names because we simply couldn't resist. 

So which are the best hockey team names on the ice? Vote up the team names you like the most, and if you have any amazing hockey team names riding the bench, add them to the list! 
list ordered by

1
415 489
Fussy Puckers

2
285 367
The Mighty Pucks

3
245 337
Zero Pucks Given

4
246 344
Shootin' Blanks

5
221 326
Zambronies

6
25 35
Jim shorts added Shut Your 5-Hole

7
135 234
Chicks with Sticks

8
172 299
jess-hart added Bad Motherpuckers

9
131 233
Men with Wood

10
133 243
Ugly Pucklings

11
143 264
Pucked Up

12
96 180
The Knuckle Pucks

13
100 194
Power Players

14
43 87
KyleBonnell added Stanley Steamers

15
73 146
Quick with the Stick

16
10 26
Zach Dobrick added MIGHTY DRUNKS

17
13 32
Jim shorts added Shut Your 5-Hole

18
65 132
1517954933734 added Beasts

19
85 172
Brawlers

20
58 120
Puck Daddys

21
77 157
Who Needs Teeth

22
81 165
Rink Masters

23
6 20
puckmugger added Zamboni Crime Family

24
10 28
amandavieau added Macon Whoopie (ECHL team from Macon, GA)

25
58 121
Kings of Puck

26
48 102
Beer Me

27
34 78
1517954933734 added Your Mom

28
56 122
jess-hart added Pucker Up

29
33 77
1513531898510 added Puck You

30
34 79
here123 added Chick Dig Big Sticks

31
52 117
Goals Galore

32
48 110
Gettin' Iced

33
26 66
lion added Dutch Rudders

34
31 78
1524074534918 added The Yodeling Walmart Kids

35
31 78
jess-hart added Phony Zamboni

36
54 125
Hit or Miss

37
44 105
Puck Boiz

38
17 50
KyleBonnell added Sin Bin City Stickers

39
24 65
Queens of the Ice Age

40
40 98
Stick Figures

41
27 72
Think With Your Stick

42
27 72
Slick Stick Handlers

43
5 22
Jack Webb added Rusty Kuntz Hair

44
30 79
sporto added

45
37 94
Concussed

46
45 111
Stick Magnets

47
39 99
Body Checkers

48
12 42
1513531898510 added Puck it

49
6 26
CosmicTopzzy added Puck Eatrs

50
4 20
Josh Dale added Jibless