winter sports The Funniest Hockey Team Names Ever  

Lauren Slocum
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Is your team ready to hit the ice? Are you waiting to drop the puck because you can't think of any good hockey team names? This list of funny hockey team names will have you lacing up your skates in no time. Whether you're playing ice hockey or roller hockey, this list of the best hockey team names should have a little something for everyone, so you can start the season off right. 

What makes a good hockey team name, anyway? A name can be based off of a mascot or a city, or it can be a clever bit of wordplay. Why not have a little creative fun with team names? Sports puns can be beautiful, and hockey is particularly punny - there are sticks, pucks, sweaty men, fights, Zambonis, and plenty of broken teeth and concussions. So in this list you'll find a whole lot of funny hockey team names because we simply couldn't resist. 

So which are the best hockey team names on the ice? Vote up the team names you like the most, and if you have any amazing hockey team names riding the bench, add them to the list! 
list ordered by

1
316 331
Fussy Puckers

2
217 241
The Mighty Pucks

3
184 219
Shootin' Blanks

4
166 216
Zero Pucks Given

5
164 230
Zambronies

6
8 6
1524074534918 added The Yodeling Walmart Kids

7
128 192
jess-hart added Bad Motherpuckers

8
26 37
1517954933734 added Beasts

9
91 145
Chicks with Sticks

10
90 145
Men with Wood

11
104 169
Ugly Pucklings

12
82 135
Power Players

13
73 121
Rink Masters

14
67 112
The Knuckle Pucks

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15
42 71
Kings of Puck

16
115 195
Pucked Up

17
73 125
Brawlers

18
68 118
Who Needs Teeth

19
18 35
KyleBonnell added Stanley Steamers

20
56 102
Quick with the Stick

21
40 75
Puck Daddys

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22
34 65
Beer Me

23
20 41
1513531898510 added Puck You

24
47 90
jess-hart added Pucker Up

25
21 44
here123 added Chick Dig Big Sticks

26
40 80
Stick Magnets

27
47 94
Hit or Miss

28
43 87
Goals Galore

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29
14 34
1517954933734 added Your Mom

30
9 25
KyleBonnell added Mighty Merkins

31
29 62
Concussed

32
38 79
1 Period Away

33
39 83
Gettin' Iced

34
34 74
Body Checkers

35
24 57
jess-hart added Phony Zamboni

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36
16 42
lion added Dutch Rudders

37
23 56
sporto added I got your Backstrom

38
37 83
Puck Boiz

39
32 74
Stick Figures

40
11 34
KyleBonnell added Sin Bin City Stickers

41
1 8
Jack Webb added Rusty Kuntz Hair

42
21 56
Slick Stick Handlers

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43
6 24
KyleBonnell added Power Playing Puckin Prodigies

44
17 50
Rock 'n Rollers

45
18 53
Kane Is Able

46
20 57
Think With Your Stick

47
18 54
jess-hart added Brawl for One

48
15 48
James Pearson added Full Metal Blue Jackets

49
21 62
Skate or Die

50
14 47
Justin Sartory added Seven Up