winter sports The Funniest Hockey Team Names Ever  

Lauren Slocum
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Is your team ready to hit the ice? Are you waiting to drop the puck because you can't think of any good hockey team names? This list of funny hockey team names will have you lacing up your skates in no time. Whether you're playing ice hockey or roller hockey, this list of the best hockey team names should have a little something for everyone, so you can start the season off right. 

What makes a good hockey team name, anyway? A name can be based off of a mascot or a city, or it can be a clever bit of wordplay. Why not have a little creative fun with team names? Sports puns can be beautiful, and hockey is particularly punny - there are sticks, pucks, sweaty men, fights, Zambonis, and plenty of broken teeth and concussions. So in this list you'll find a whole lot of funny hockey team names because we simply couldn't resist. 

So which are the best hockey team names on the ice? Vote up the team names you like the most, and if you have any amazing hockey team names riding the bench, add them to the list! 

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355 392
Fussy Puckers

2
244 294
The Mighty Pucks

3
208 274
Shootin' Blanks

4
199 262
Zero Pucks Given

5
190 278
Zambronies

6
112 181
Men with Wood

7
51 80
1517954933734 added Beasts

8
149 245
jess-hart added Bad Motherpuckers

9
110 181
Chicks with Sticks

10
82 136
The Knuckle Pucks

11
117 201
Ugly Pucklings

12
129 225
Pucked Up

13
4 7
amandavieau added Macon Whoopie (ECHL team from Macon, GA)

14
91 162
Power Players

The Best Hockey Movies

15
52 98
Kings of Puck

16
1 5
Josh Dale added Jibless

17
81 154
Brawlers

18
51 99
Puck Daddys

19
29 59
KyleBonnell added Stanley Steamers

20
66 128
Quick with the Stick

21
77 149
Rink Masters

The Best Travel Channels on YouTube

22
30 62
1513531898510 added Puck You

23
43 88
Beer Me

24
26 56
1524074534918 added The Yodeling Walmart Kids

25
71 142
Who Needs Teeth

26
4 15
CosmicTopzzy added Puck Eatrs

27
50 107
Goals Galore

28
52 113
jess-hart added Pucker Up

The Best NHL Teams of All Time

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10 32
1513531898510 added Puck it

30
24 60
1517954933734 added Your Mom

31
51 114
Hit or Miss

32
26 65
here123 added Chick Dig Big Sticks

33
44 101
Stick Magnets

34
35 84
Concussed

35
41 98
Puck Boiz

10 Positive Effects of Your Horrible Lifestyle

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37 90
Stick Figures

37
42 101
Gettin' Iced

38
13 42
KyleBonnell added Mighty Merkins

39
37 91
Body Checkers

40
19 55
lion added Dutch Rudders

41
40 98
1 Period Away

42
25 72
sporto added I got your Backstrom

The Best Ice Hockey Games of All Time

43
24 71
Skate or Die

44
23 69
Think With Your Stick

45
22 67
Slick Stick Handlers

46
20 63
Kane Is Able

47
20 63
jess-hart added Brawl for One

48
25 74
jess-hart added Phony Zamboni

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19 61
Rock 'n Rollers

50
18 60
James Pearson added Full Metal Blue Jackets