Winter Sports The Funniest Hockey Team Names Ever  

Lauren Slocum
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Is your team ready to hit the ice? Are you waiting to drop the puck because you can't think of any good hockey team names? This list of funny hockey team names will have you lacing up your skates in no time. Whether you're playing ice hockey or roller hockey, this list of the best hockey team names should have a little something for everyone, so you can start the season off right. 

What makes a good hockey team name, anyway? A name can be based off of a mascot or a city, or it can be a clever bit of wordplay. Why not have a little creative fun with team names? Sports puns can be beautiful, and hockey is particularly punny - there are sticks, pucks, sweaty men, fights, Zambonis, and plenty of broken teeth and concussions. So in this list you'll find a whole lot of funny hockey team names because we simply couldn't resist. 

So which are the best hockey team names on the ice? Vote up the team names you like the most, and if you have any amazing hockey team names riding the bench, add them to the list! 
list ordered by

1
396 457
Fussy Puckers

2
273 338
The Mighty Pucks

3
234 307
Zero Pucks Given

4
233 319
Shootin' Blanks

5
210 308
Zambronies

6
14 16
Jim shorts added Shut Your 5-Hole

7
129 210
Chicks with Sticks

8
163 281
jess-hart added Bad Motherpuckers

9
124 215
Men with Wood

10
128 225
Ugly Pucklings

11
138 248
Pucked Up

12
90 162
The Knuckle Pucks

13
8 15
Jim shorts added Shut Your 5-Hole

14
63 114
1517954933734 added Beasts

15
97 179
Power Players

16
58 109
Kings of Puck

17
38 74
KyleBonnell added Stanley Steamers

18
5 12
puckmugger added Zamboni Crime Family

19
56 110
Puck Daddys

20
4 13
Zach Dobrick added MIGHTY DRUNKS

21
69 136
Quick with the Stick

22
4 14
Josh Dale added Jibless

23
83 165
Brawlers

24
33 70
1513531898510 added Puck You

25
74 148
Who Needs Teeth

26
46 95
Beer Me

27
79 158
Rink Masters

28
7 21
amandavieau added Macon Whoopie (ECHL team from Macon, GA)

29
2 10
greekcharmedbrazil added Sea Monsters Mighty Knuckle Pucks Thunder Ravens

30
33 73
here123 added Chick Dig Big Sticks

31
6 21
CosmicTopzzy added Puck Eatrs

32
55 116
jess-hart added Pucker Up

33
52 111
Goals Galore

34
25 60
lion added Dutch Rudders

35
30 71
1524074534918 added The Yodeling Walmart Kids

36
12 36
1513531898510 added Puck it

37
46 104
Gettin' Iced

38
53 120
Hit or Miss

39
45 105
Stick Magnets

40
29 74
1517954933734 added Your Mom

41
42 101
Puck Boiz

42
38 94
Stick Figures

43
38 94
Body Checkers

44
36 90
Concussed

45
12 41
KyleBonnell added Power Playing Puckin Prodigies

46
21 61
Queens of the Ice Age

47
24 70
Think With Your Stick

48
24 70
Slick Stick Handlers

49
23 68
Krugs Not Drugs

50
40 104
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