hockey The Funniest Hockey Team Names Ever  

Lauren Slocum
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Is your team ready to hit the ice? Are you waiting to drop the puck because you can't think of any good hockey team names? This list of funny hockey team names will have you lacing up your skates in no time. Whether you're playing ice hockey or roller hockey, this list of the best hockey team names should have a little something for everyone, so you can start the season off right. 

What makes a good hockey team name, anyway? A name can be based off of a mascot or a city, or it can be a clever bit of wordplay. Why not have a little creative fun with team names? Sports puns can be beautiful, and hockey is particularly punny - there are sticks, pucks, sweaty men, fights, Zambonis, and plenty of broken teeth and concussions. So in this list you'll find a whole lot of funny hockey team names because we simply couldn't resist. 

So which are the best hockey team names on the ice? Vote up the team names you like the most, and if you have any amazing hockey team names riding the bench, add them to the list! 
list ordered by

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188 196
Fussy Puckers

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2
133 150
The Mighty Pucks

3
115 133
Shootin' Blanks

4
60 83
Men with Wood

5
90 126
Pucked Up

6
106 149
Zambronies

7
101 145
Zero Pucks Given

8
75 108
jess-hart added Bad Motherpuckers

9
42 62
Brawlers

10
72 107
Ugly Pucklings

11
48 75
Rink Masters

12
57 89
Chicks with Sticks

13
51 80
Power Players

14
40 65
Quick with the Stick

15
48 79
Who Needs Teeth

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16
20 36
Kings of Puck

17
35 60
Hit or Miss

18
31 54
jess-hart added Pucker Up

19
28 50
1 Period Away

20
21 39
Body Checkers

21
29 52
Puck Boiz

22
44 76
The Knuckle Pucks

23
32 57
Goals Galore

24
17 33
Slick Stick Handlers

25
30 55
Gettin' Iced

26
28 52
Stick Magnets

27
23 44
Puck Daddys

28
11 25
Justin Sartory added Seven Up

29
27 52
Stick Figures

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30
14 31
sporto added I got your Backstrom

31
10 25
lion added Dutch Rudders

32
15 34
jess-hart added Phony Zamboni

33
17 38
Skate or Die

34
11 28
James Pearson added Full Metal Blue Jackets

35
18 40
Concussed

36
18 40
Beer Me

37
16 38
Think With Your Stick

38
9 26
jess-hart added Skate of Play

39
14 35
Kane Is Able

40
11 30
Whole Latta Love

41
12 32
Weiss Guys

42
14 37
jess-hart added Brawl for One

43
11 32
Too Fehr Down

44
13 36
Krugs Not Drugs

45
9 29
Absolute Prust

46
12 35
Tenths of a Second

47
9 31
Rock 'n Rollers

48
7 28
Coyle and Strike

49
10 37
Queens of the Ice Age

50
8 32
Justin Sartory added Good Crosby